| 01 Apr 2007 08:52 am |
I have a silly rank Rep: 45  Joined: 03 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,291 | http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
Get all your gmail delivered on paper :-)
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Guess which date it is..............
Post other nice 1st of april links..........
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What a moderator can do to you, I can do to a moderator...
Omnipotent Overlord of MVCLast edited 01 Apr 2007 08:53 am by Bjarne | |
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| 01 Apr 2007 10:44 am |
Happy to help Rep: 31 Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 9,331 OFFLINE | #2: Sidd Finch
In its April 1985 edition, Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch and he could reportedly throw a baseball with startling, pinpoint accuracy at 168 mph (65 mph faster than anyone else has ever been able to throw a ball). Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the “art of the pitch” in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the “great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fans everywhere celebrated at their teams’s amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. But in reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the writer of the article, George Plimpton.
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| 01 Apr 2007 11:21 am |
The Dog-Mod! Rep: 52 Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 18,822 | #3 I’m really A girl and the picture I posted is of my BF.
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| 01 Apr 2007 11:38 am |
Happy to help Rep: 31Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 9,331 OFFLINE | firewolf81 wrote:
#3 I’m really A girl and the picture I posted is of my BF.
Ya we know your a girl
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| 01 Apr 2007 12:02 pm |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 42 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 15,235 OFFLINE | Here’s a good one.
Google TiSP (Toilet ISP) free internet service.
http://www.google.com/tisp/
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
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If Xtrm ever left this site it would leave a huge gaping hole in it...keep up the good work dude!
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| 01 Apr 2007 12:20 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6 Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,521 OFFLINE | MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
By Hank Vorjes
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a
computer software company has acquired a major world religion.
With the acquisition, Pope John Paul II will become the senior vice-president of the combined company’s new Religious Software Division, while MICROSOFT senior vice-presidents Michael Maples and Steven Ballmer will be invested in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates.
“We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years," said Gates. “The combined resources of MICROSOFT and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people."
Through the MICROSOFT Network, the company’s new on-line service, “we will make the sacraments available on-line for the first time” and revive the popular pre-Counter-Reformation practice of selling indulgences, said Gates. “You can get Communion, confess your sins, receive absolution — even reduce your time in Purgatory — all without leaving your home."
A new software application, MICROSOFT Church, will include a macro language which you can program to download heavenly graces automatically while you are away from your computer.
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| 01 Apr 2007 12:24 pm |
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