Vampires! I need information about them really bad!

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Okay I know I sound retarded, well 1/3 of me is a vampire, 1/3 a demon, 1/3 human. Well first off I think I am a vampire cuz I like to drink blood and it turns me on if someone drinks my blood. Also when I am in the sun I freak out, I get angry for no reason and I hiss for a while. I am also scared to eat garlic….cuz I am not sure if vampires are supposed to eat it or not eat it. :S Uh Oh. I just want Vampire information please. Thank you!

NAH! Im such a freakin dork....

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*calls Blade*

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All you need to know about vampires:

They aren’t real.

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Oh shit! 1/3 of myself isnt real! AHHHH!

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no, 3/3 of you is human.

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wow...somebody alert SETI and NASA, the embassador from Planet stupid has arrived.

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what the hell...
You like to drink blood, no your a poser.

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If you’re 1/3 Vampire then you should know all about Vampires. You’d be the one with all the info. Ain’t no other 1/3 or 1/2 Vampires on this forum apart from you it seems.

As for you freakin' out in the sun...I think that’s because you mightn’t go outside much, and you don’t get enough sun on you, so you end up being disorientated by it.

You’ve eaten garlic before...in some food contents that you mightn’t even realize...so safe to say you aren’t Vampiric otherwise you’d shrivel up into a prune and disintegrate into dust...happens all the time with other Vampires, I hear.

Btw, this is Elizabeth, isn’t it? You know, from way back? From Ohio was it?

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Drinking blood = getting aids

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getting aids = she dies = YAY!

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ouch.........lol

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You complete fucking retard.

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dut ith nut nice...sum uf uz returds arnut as returdid as shi uz. I am goim tu creye....wahhh

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wow.....she sounds offended

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holy shit yesterday I thought this was her lol I though she went retarded

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well just incase you really think u are 1/3 vampire here ya go

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Wow, Vampires aren’t really, and demon? you obviously need to read on demons, if you thought you were a demon AND a vampire you need over 20 years of therapy.

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How does drinking blood make me a poser? To tell you the truth, believe it or not, I know lots of people that drink blood....mostly for them its a fetish

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Uh oh. Maybe Im crazy!

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Im crazy.....