| 05 Apr 2007 11:00 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | Being a zombie rocks. As long as its not a mallzombie. ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:02 am |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 3 Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | livingdeadgirl wrote:
Okay I know I sound retarded, well 1/3 of me is a vampire, 1/3 a demon, 1/3 human. Well first off I think I am a vampire cuz I like to drink blood and it turns me on if someone drinks my blood. Also when I am in the sun I freak out, I get angry for no reason and I hiss for a while. I am also scared to eat garlic….cuz I am not sure if vampires are supposed to eat it or not eat it. :S Uh Oh. I just want Vampire information please. Thank you!
NAH! Im such a freakin dork.... 
umm first off you are completely human... second i doubt you drink blood and I also doubt that you have never been out in the sun... and third if you actually believe this and aren’t joking than you need to see a therapist or at the very least a pastor...
as for vampire info... well here it is...
http://www.angelfire.com/tn/vampires/
fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:09 am |
Sacrifice Rep: 22 Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 7,116 OFFLINE | dark99 wrote:
livingdeadgirl wrote:
Okay I know I sound retarded, well 1/3 of me is a vampire, 1/3 a demon, 1/3 human. Well first off I think I am a vampire cuz I like to drink blood and it turns me on if someone drinks my blood. Also when I am in the sun I freak out, I get angry for no reason and I hiss for a while. I am also scared to eat garlic….cuz I am not sure if vampires are supposed to eat it or not eat it. :S Uh Oh. I just want Vampire information please. Thank you!
NAH! Im such a freakin dork....
umm first off you are completely human... second i doubt you drink blood and I also doubt that you have never been out in the sun... and third if you actually believe this and aren’t joking than you need to see a therapist or at the very least a pastor...
as for vampire info... well here it is...
http://www.angelfire.com/tn/vampires/
lol....*stops laughing*
well actually....i’m pale and don’t like the sun(it burns) does that make me a vampire....
ok i’m done....but i have to agree with you dude, i doubt she drinks blood..........thats nasty...then again it could be the blood of all those poor bunnies she “kills"lol...
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:10 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | Wouldn’t it be fucking grand if she did? ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:10 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 23 Joined: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 1,685 OFFLINE | The only way to tell is to drive a steak through your heart (not suicide encouragement) thats just how vampires can die. ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:12 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | It’s also how normal people die. ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:13 am |
Sacrifice Rep: 22Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 7,116 OFFLINE | bant car dice wrote:
The only way to tell is to drive a steak through your heart (not suicide encouragement) thats just how vampires can die.
you can also stuff garlic down their throats andd while they are choking slash off their heads.....at least thats what sum book told me.....
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:13 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 23Joined: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 1,685 OFFLINE | Oh good point
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:15 am |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 3Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | "well actually....i’m pale and don’t like the sun(it burns) does that make me a vampire...."
nope... just means that you don’t get out much... or put on sun screen... lol... ---
fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:15 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | Vampires are a Composite of Elizabeth Bathory and Vlad the Impaler made up by some author to form Count Dracula. The More You Know! ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:16 am |
Sacrifice Rep: 22Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 7,116 OFFLINE | bant car dice wrote:
Oh good point
lol.
also arn’t vampires suppose to burn once exposed to sunlight, so you could shove them outside if its sunny and watch the fireworks.....yup......wait....so LDG can’t be a vamp cuz she ain’t dead....haha...theres the proof........
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:17 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | I died and came back to life. But I’m not a vampire, I’m a Zombie!! ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:21 am |
Sacrifice Rep: 22Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 7,116 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
I died and came back to life. But I’m not a vampire, I’m a Zombie!!
don’t eat my brains!!!!lol
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:22 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | Don’t worry. I only eat the brains of posers and preps. ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:28 am |
Sacrifice Rep: 22Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 7,116 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Don’t worry. I only eat the brains of posers and preps.
whew
*sighs in relife*
i’m not either or....
or maybe i am....i have no idea.........yeah....i feel really lame now.....
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:29 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | Your not lame. My Lame-O-Meter is reading not lame on you. ---
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:31 am |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 3Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Don’t worry. I only eat the brains of posers and preps.
What brains...
fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:31 am |
Sacrifice Rep: 22Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 7,116 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Your not lame. My Lame-O-Meter is reading not lame on you.
well thats good......being lame ain’t all bad though...i’d rather be lame then a prep or popular or a....nevermind....i’m done with that....lol
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:33 am |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 3Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | i would much rather be popular than lame... ---
fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 06 Apr 2007 12:36 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,765 OFFLINE | Preps and posers have brains. They just don’t use them that often, which makes them soft and tender. (smacks lips with delight) ---
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