| 08 Apr 2007 03:59 pm |
Raveren Gold Knight Guest | Here is CH. 2!
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MC: Sir, reporting for duty! *takes a sip of beer*
KEEZ: Good 2 c ya MC, how ya ben doin?
MC: Why are you talking like that?
KEEZ: Itz cald txtin boi! Lern how 2 use it!
CORTANA: Like OMG i shootzr anuthr 1!!!!!11!!1oneoneone!
KEEZ: LIKE OMG YA DID!
CORTANA: YA!
MC: wtf...
KEEZ: O RLY?
CORTANA: YA RLY!
MC: SHUT UP!
TECH GUY 1: Sir, my stomach feels funny... *asplodes*
KEEZ: OH NOES!!!
MC: I’m getting tired of this... *beats down Keez*
CORTANA: LIKE OMG YA KILD HIM! MARINZ, GET YO ASSES IN HERE RITE NOW!
MARINES: SHUT UP BITCH WERE ON OUR WAY!
CORTANA: k
MC: About time he shut up... *takes his pistol* Aw WTF, it’s not loaded!!!
MARINES: *bust in and open fire on the MC*
MC: (slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *bends back and pulls a Neo, dodging all the bullets*
MARINES: WE R TEH INVINCIBLE MRINZ! *shoots*
(BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BAnG KABOOM, SPLASH, etc!)
MC Oh god... *falls to floor* My liver! *dies*
(respawns)
KEEZ: Now Chef, take tis here pistol, use it like it was your own baby.... wait what? 
MC: Ooook sir... *grabs Cortanas chip and runz away*
(outside the bridge)
PENGUIN 1: Why the hell are we stationed here without an elite?
PENGUIN 2: He got drunk and rode off with some guy in a purple suit, remember?
PENGUIN 3: Bah, this is boring... *breaks out some Mary Juana* tats sum gooood stuf...
PENGUIN 2: Dude.... tat stuff is bad for ya... you could like... melt...
MC: OMG PENGUINS! *shoots Penguing 2 and 3*
PENGUING 1: E gad! *runs away leaving a streak along the ground as it wobbles away*
MC: Don’t run... >:] i wanna play... *pulls out hunting knife*
(some times later)
MC: So Cortana, how do you like my new hat?
CORTNA: Shut up, i’m watching a movie!
MC: *ignores comment* Hey look! *He looks into the dining area were the Elites and Humans are playing Football*
ELITE 1: Wort, wort, wooort! *they all break up, Elite 1 passes the ball to Elite 2*
MARINE 1: Oh no you don’t! *guns down Elite 2*
GRUNT 1: *grabs ball* It’s mine you bastard! *runs in circles*
MC: *steps on grunt, grabs ball and runs to the goal* WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
HUNTER 1: BLAAARGH! *bitch-slaps MC, sending 50 feet back*
MARINE 2: CHAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!! *grabs football and runs to the goal*
ELITE 3: STOOOOOOOP HIM!
GRUNT 2: Yes Master! *throws strange blue glowing object at Marine 2”
MARINE 2: What the... AH GAWD!!! IT’S A PS3!!!! *explodes in fiery explosions of... fire...* SPLASH!
MC:*grabs ball and runs toward the goal, but sees the hunter* GO HELLKNIGHT! *throws pokeball*
HUNTER: sgcfekvurvcukrtcn (Translation: WTF is a hellknight?) *hellknight busts out of the pokeball, grabs the Hunter, and crushes it*
MC: Thanks man! *high fives the Hellknight*
Hellknight: *looks at the rest of the covenant* FACE THE POWER OF D0000M 3!!!!!!!! *covenant turn into chocolate bunnies*
MC: *runs across the finish line, through a door, out into the hallway, over a grunt, and keep going in a running position*
CORTANA: RUUUN FOREST... er i mean... RUUUUUN MISTER CHEF RUUUUN!!!!!!!!!
MC: I’m running bitch i’m running, can’t you see that?
CORTANA: No...
MC: *keeps running, and accidentally runs over Johnson, shoots some grunts, runs up some stairs, stops for a bathroom break, then gets to the lifeboat*
CORTANA: GET IN!!! THE SONY FANBOYS ARE ON OUR TAIL!
*some teen boys run around a corner, some dressed up as Solid Snake, some as Kratos, and one as Sora*
MC: OMFG!!!!! THERE HIDEOUS!!!!!!!! *runs over a marine trying to crawl into the lifeboat*
SONY FANBOYS: GAH!!! LIKE OH MY SONY, THERE THEY ARE!!! *they run, the kid dressed up like Sora trips on his giant shoes*
CRAWLING MARINE: no.. noo NO!!! NOOOOO!!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!! *gets ripped apart by the fanboys*
Cortana: Poor bastard... *continues watching Sex and the City*
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lol 
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 | | 08 Apr 2007 07:35 pm |
Darkside268 Guest | dude, you are on drugs. and Keez is spelled Keyes.
| | | 08 Apr 2007 10:42 pm |
Raveren Gold Knight Guest | Dih, thats the joke, like how i call Master Chief Mister Chef.
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