SO WHO'S ON HERE AT THE MOMENT?

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uhh...
no... I’ll pass...

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He’s been doing it all day
i think he’s gone mad

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Yeah I was doing it this morning too
don’t act like its a bad thing to do.

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Yes it is, my furry friend
How nice it is to see you again
but now for an hour I must depart
Off like a shot a sparrows fart
Rhyming today has been fun
I even used it to kick LDG’s Bum

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yeah, I read it
It was pretty keen
I gotta give you credit
but did you have to be so mean?

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Well annoying she is
and bulshit she does
I spoke how it is
and of-how it was

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Tuscan’s a hero?
a man full of class
but why does the darkness
wish you to fondle his ass?

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I have another lover now i have two
that makes it one more than you

Darkness 2007

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Darkness i am and always will be,
a cookie to the first one of you who sleeps with me
i love all that is wrong and all that is bad
and now ill stop rymeing cus this is so sad...

P.S tuscan1 i love u come back to me
ill be passionate like when i took your V
now that i think about it im a badass rymer
and im even badder when i use the Trundenhighmer.

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I’m not coming back
you stupid whore
i’ve already left
and locked the door
.............

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The darkness is back
and his rhymes are whack
I thought I smelt shit
but instead it was crap

So Tuscan and Darkness
A item you see
thats fine you can have him
I heard he’s got VD

Nah I’m just kidding
just one joke or too
but I guess that you know this
you’re nobodies foo

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check your pm dude!

Darkness 2007

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alas im finaly put to the test
by this person that likes to cross dress
he cannot define crap from shit
or the diffeance between that and his pits
dont worry wolf if u like doggy
ill fuck u all night untill you feel grogy
your ass will be split and your throat quight sore
and you will learn that your my bitch my women my whore.

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darkness you already going behind my back
i’m not gone five minutes
and you’re into someone else’s crack..

Darkness 2007

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I knew you would be back
u missed my cock ass and ball sack
come on in and join the party
so dress up bitch and make it tarty

P.S make it fast ur on a timer
the longer u take ill use the Trundenhighmer

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Promises promises
thats all that is said
I bet you fail hopelessly
when it comes to the bed
Out will come tweezers
and the magnifying glass
all this you need
just to find it alas
don’t worry its fine
my little man whore
for I have no need
to take it back door
you still shall get paid though
the money you seek
to pay for your sex change
that occurs in a week

Last edited 12 Apr 2007 06:18 pm by firewolf81

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So many lies told
so many hearts broken
so many hearts cold
so many harsh words spoken

ah, this is the true essence of mvc. lol

Darkness 2007

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a penis like god is between my legs
it fits all 100 of my washing line pegs

now dont feel bad and dont be a bore
cus wen im done with you your crack will be red raw

now enough promise of pleasure and dreams
cus it will be real enough when the world hears your screams

Es ist hoffnungslos...
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LOL