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yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road ( i made it up)

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yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized

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Roses are read
Violets are blue
Your mom is hot
and so are you...

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yo mama so fat when she sits on a scale it says"one at a time,please"

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Yo moma is so fat she can fit into Double Ds

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yo momma’s so bad in bed even the flies think she’s dead.

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yo mama so fat god couldn’t light earth until she moved

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yo mama so skiny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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Yo moma is so smart she passed an IQ test with a score of 48

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yo momma’s ass is so fat, it took n.a.s.s.a to declare it’s landing.

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yo mama so fat when she wants somewhere to shake her hand,she gives directions

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yo mama so fat when she hop scothes she says"LA..NEWYORK..CHICAGO...

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yo mama so fat when she wears high heels,she strikes oil

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yo moma so fat she makes Sirus look small...

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yo mama so fat she is obese! BURN!

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your moma so fat, when she rolled over, the earth shifted on its axis.

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Yo Moma so fat, she stood up and they discovered atlantis