| 12 Apr 2007 06:37 am |
Happy to help Rep: 31  Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 9,331 OFFLINE | yo mama, what a man! ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 12:57 pm |
Lee Main Guest | Your mommas so fat, she uses mattresses as tampons. | |
| 12 Apr 2007 01:00 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 16 Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2,070 OFFLINE | Yo mama so fat, yo daddy gotta roll the bitch in flour to find a wet spot ---
“close your bodily eye so that you may see your picture first with the spiritual eye” “The artist should not only paint what he sees before him, but also what he sees in himself” ~Caspar David Friedrich~
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| 12 Apr 2007 02:48 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60 Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 02:58 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 40 Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 11,987 OFFLINE | yo momma so fat green peace kept triner drag her back in to the see | |
| 12 Apr 2007 03:11 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side! ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 03:12 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 85 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 44,452 OFFLINE | Your momma so fat she has her own equator ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 03:22 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:32 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1 Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivier licences ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:35 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so old she owes moses a dollor ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:37 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so fat when she farts she lanches to orbit ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:39 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | well Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”. ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:42 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so short she could bungie jump off a shoe ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:45 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:45 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she droped dead ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:47 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:49 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so fat she uses the highway for a slipe and slide ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:51 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 05:57 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,510 | Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship. ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 06:53 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so tall she triped over a rock and hit the moon ---
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