| 12 Apr 2007 06:57 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1  Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so old she was a waittress in the Last Supper ---
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| 12 Apr 2007 10:19 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so clumsy she got tangled by a cordless phone ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 01:05 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60 Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,511 | Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 01:20 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,511 | darklink48 wrote:
yo mama so clumsy she got tangled by a cordless phone
here is one thats similar...
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:15 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so ugly the goverment moved hallowween to her birthday ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:16 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:17 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,511 | Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:20 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn the surveillence cameras off ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:21 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,511 | Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:26 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | LOL ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:31 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so stupid she jumped out of a window and went up ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:32 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:36 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,511 | Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:39 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so ugly she trick or treats by phone ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 02:43 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so ugly she makes blind people cry ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 03:06 am |
Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch! Rep: 7 Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,458 OFFLINE | Your mamas so stupid that if she was thrown off a cliff she would have to ask for directions to the bottom. ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 03:09 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,511 | Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 11:31 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,401 OFFLINE | yo mama so fat she has more chins then a hong kong phonebook ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 11:35 am |
Happy to help Rep: 31 Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 9,331 OFFLINE | Yo mama so fat you could slap her and ride the ripples ---
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| 13 Apr 2007 11:55 am |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 40 Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 11,987 OFFLINE | yo momma so fat she would make a sumo wrestler jalers | |
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