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Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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yo mama so ugly even her shadow didn’t want to be by her

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yo mama so old shes blind from the big bang

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Yo mama so fat she’s got wide load stamped on her ass..

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Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner."

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your mom’s so ugly, they spanked her when you were born.

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Yo mama so fat if she turned over in bed she would have to ask the moon to move..

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yo mama so stupid she couldn’t read a audio book

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yo mama so ugly even rice krisples won’t talk to her

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Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

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Yo mamas so poor she wipes her ass with her hand..

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Yo mama so fat she cant wipe her own ass and gets you to lick it..

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yo mama so fat when she runs car alarms go off

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yo mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks

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haha, yo mama so old AND slutty she was tha “big bang”.

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Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

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Yo mama’s like a can of pringles: Once she pop, the fun don’t stop!

Yo mama’s like a doorknob: Everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama’s like a vacuum: She sucks, blows, and gets put away for later.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks, she causes tsunamis in Japan.

Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has King Kong in a headlock.

Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the sofa.

Yo mama’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when she saw a cream-colored bus full of black people go by, she yelled out “Stop that Twinkie!"

Ok, I’m done ^_^

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yo mama so fat her belt size says equator

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yo mama so fat she stands on two time zones

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."