Ok, before I hit the sack. Heres my most embarrassing moment.
Back in high school, we were doing interviews for English class with each of us asking fellow class mates a series of questions. We were split into pairs and afterwards each of us would report to the entire class.
It just so happens that one of the questions I was asked by a mate was “what is the most embarrasing thing you think could ever happen to someone”
Now I replied, quite honestly, “getting caught masturbating” cause you have to admit, that would be pretty damn embarrasing if it actually happened to someone.
Now this idiot...ANDREW, you know who you are! reported to the class that I had said that the most embarrasing thing I have ever had happen to me was....you guessed it “getting caught mAsturbating”
Now it was bad enough that he twisted my words and said that to the class, but what do you think a bunch of 15 yr olds were going to keep it to themselves.., HELL NO! The lesson was before recess say around 10:00. BY 12:50 lunch time, THE ENTIRE SCHOOL HAD HEARD ABOUT MY SUPPOSED BUSTED MASTURBATION ATTEMPT
For 3 weeks I got asked every few minutes about my Masturbation bust. Who saw me, did I stop jerking off when I was caught ect ect ect.
3 WEEKS!
Yep, that was about the time when I realized that you can never trust a mate to act in your best interests when a gag opportunity arose.
firewolf81 wrote:
Ok, before I hit the sack. Heres my most embarrassing moment.
Back in high school, we were doing interviews for English class with each of us asking fellow class mates a series of questions. We were split into pairs and afterwards each of us would report to the entire class.
It just so happens that one of the questions I was asked by a mate was “what is the most embarrasing thing you think could ever happen to someone”
Now I replied, quite honestly, “getting caught masturbating” cause you have to admit, that would be pretty damn embarrasing if it actually happened to someone.
Now this idiot...ANDREW, you know who you are! reported to the class that I had said that the most embarrasing thing I have ever had happen to me was....you guessed it “getting caught mAsturbating”
Now it was bad enough that he twisted my words and said that to the class, but what do you think a bunch of 15 yr olds were going to keep it to themselves.., HELL NO! The lesson was before recess say around 10:00. BY 12:50 lunch time, THE ENTIRE SCHOOL HAD HEARD ABOUT MY SUPPOSED BUSTED MASTURBATION ATTEMPT
For 3 weeks I got asked every few minutes about my Masturbation bust. Who saw me, did I stop jerking off when I was caught ect ect ect.
3 WEEKS!
Yep, that was about the time when I realized that you can never trust a mate to act in your best interests when a gag opportunity arose.
Etain wrote:
Hmm for me most embarrassing moment happened on a date. I was paying more attention to him than to where I was going and I walked into a lamp post.
Thankfully we’d been close friends for 2.5 years before we started dating. So we both got a good laugh out of it.
Aww thats sweet
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