The answer is pasta. This is the official thread for the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism. In the beginning there was an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe after drinking heavily. We must spread the word of his noodly Holiness.
If your in a situation where you don’t know what to do, then just ask yourself:
If you are a true believer of Flying Spaghetti Monster and with the proper measure of Meatitude, you will join the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Great Pasta Bowl after you die, where you will enjoy stripper factories & beer volcanoes for all eternity. Have no fear, the beer volcanoes have all types of beverages and the stripper factory has quite a variety of strippers. Enjoy!
However, those who die after living a life of rejection or ignorance of the One True Spaghetti Beast will be sent to the Underground Freezer of Doom where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth (shivering). There they will endure an eternity of freezer burns as punishment for their unbelief, the only way to escape shall be to done one of the pirate suits provided, and repent heartily by acknowledging the presence of “The Inner Pasta Sauce”.
Flying Spaghetti Monster even explains what science can’t explain. Theories like “gravity” have been disproven by things like intelligent falling, all scientific theories are explained by Flying Spaghetti Monster
When you think about it, Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only logical choice. So don’t think about these things too much. Knowledge is bad, mmkay? It’s in the bible.
If you want to go to the Great Pasta Bowl, then you must become a pastafarian. Please push your pastafarian beliefs onto others. PM, IM, or MSN someone about the good news. Even resort to knocking on someone’s door at 8:00 AM on a Saturday to try and convert them.
Pastafarians:
ramunematt
Zucas
SilverXXX
guitar hero man
DARKSLAYER07
mr 1 2 i dont like you
Mario
Luigi
--- BASED ON ACTUAL INTERVIEW
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So what kind of magazines do you read?
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