In the name of pasta, may the non-believers become pirates and accept intelligent falling, or be smitten and be doomed to the underground freezer where you will suffer freezer burn for all eternity, RAmen.
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the21gamer wrote:
fuck that load of bullshit. i dont care if the enemy dies. not fighting back is stupid
We have a believer!! Make sure to dress like a pirate, because that stops global warming, and that’s FSM’s preffered attire. May you be saved and go to The Great Pasta Bowl, where beer volcanoes and strippers await you.
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the21gamer wrote:
fuck that load of bullshit. i dont care if the enemy dies. not fighting back is stupid
guitar hero man wrote:
im glad i didnt sign up i hate strippers
If you don’t like strippers and beer volcanoes in a giant pasta bowl, you could always go to the underground freezer and suffer an eternity of freezer burn if you want.
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the21gamer wrote:
fuck that load of bullshit. i dont care if the enemy dies. not fighting back is stupid
Ive got to say I am rolling along with this 100% joke wise because i’m Catholic and i’m just honoring Pasta because I am Italian, long live Italians!!!!
SILVERXXX wrote:
Ive got to say I am rolling along with this 100% joke wise because i’m Catholic and i’m just honoring Pasta because I am Italian, long live Italians!!!!
YOU WILL FREEZE FOR ETERNITY@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!
daledude wrote:
Maybe we should all be ninjas then. That would surely stop global warming!
...all praise be to FPM...
You could be a Ninjaist Pastafarian if you want, but I believe FSM favors the more traditional Piratian Pastafarian uniform. One touch from his noodly appendix and your guaranteed a parrot on your shoulder.
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the21gamer wrote:
fuck that load of bullshit. i dont care if the enemy dies. not fighting back is stupid