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[Quote] #21

14 May 2008 09:14 pm

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1indainfinite wrote: Worlds funniest joke

EPIC WIN
I love that, seen it before.

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14 May 2008 09:15 pm

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Red_Calibur9 wrote:

1indainfinite wrote: Worlds funniest joke

EPIC WIN
I love that, seen it before.

Maybe I should of put deadliest

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14 May 2008 09:35 pm

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I like it when they run at the Germans reading the joke in German.

And one guy accidentally saw 2 words.

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14 May 2008 09:38 pm

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1indainfinite wrote: Worlds funniest joke

lulz, i win.

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14 May 2008 09:41 pm

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kev360 wrote:

1indainfinite wrote: Worlds funniest joke

lulz, i win.

I posted it

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14 May 2008 09:42 pm

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1indainfinite wrote:

kev360 wrote:

1indainfinite wrote: Worlds funniest joke

lulz, i win.

I posted it

check post # 18 in here.

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14 May 2008 09:43 pm

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Ya after yo edit it for thr full one

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14 May 2008 09:44 pm

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what, you mean that thing you STILL don’t have?

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14 May 2008 09:55 pm

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P. Moore wrote: ok 2 guys are out in the woods doing some tramping, one of them hits themself on the head and goes unconscious, the other guy rings help service thinking hes dead tells the help service that i think my friend is dead, the lady on the other side says ok i need you to make sure hes dead. -bang- “ok i did that now what”

Did you see that on a show hosted by Lewis Black?

I did, i think that joke is gay.

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14 May 2008 10:03 pm

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During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

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14 May 2008 10:07 pm

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Trackz wrote: During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

lol

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14 May 2008 10:13 pm

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. �Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.�

�I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes� replies Watson.

�And what do you deduce from that?�

Watson ponders for a minute. �Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?�

Holmes is silent for a moment.

�Watson, you idiot!� he says. �Someone has stolen our tent!�

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14 May 2008 11:51 pm

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ok. this one is better.

p.moore and nervan are driving down a country road and they see a sheep with it’s head cought in a fence. “stop here!" nervin shouts. “we can’t pass up an opportunity like this”. he says. nervan dropps his pants and starts going to town on this sheep! nervin then asks " this is great stuff p.moore. are you gunna get some of this?" p.moore replies with exitement. " i sure do! i can’t wait!" as p.moore put’s his head in the fence!

ha ha ha!

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