| 18 Jun 2007 02:35 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,759 OFFLINE | Tucker: I got a hard line Tex can use. Bow-chika-wow-wow
Tex: How did you hear that from all the way over there?
Tucker: Im like superman. I know when Im needed.
---
 | |
 |
| 18 Jun 2007 02:41 am |
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi Rep: 27 Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 6,429 OFFLINE | "Nowadays, most people treat a movie theater like their own home. And they treat their home like a gas station bathroom, which is gross."
-Church Red vs. Blue Let’s All Go To The Movies
---
 
 | |
| 18 Jun 2007 02:52 am |
Happy to help Rep: 31 Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 9,331 OFFLINE | Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein
---
 | |
| 18 Jun 2007 04:17 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 48 Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 20,468 | " I’M NOT FUCKING TONY YOU FUCKING A**HOLE NOW STFU BEFORE I KICK YOU’RE ASS!!! "
-spoken by the very wise The True Sonic Wind-
---
  | |
| 18 Jun 2007 05:16 am |
The Dog-Mod! Rep: 49 Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 18,578 | Who needs enemies when you have family.
Spoken by me
---
 
  | |
| 18 Jun 2007 05:36 am |
what? what? Rep: 29 Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 11,995 OFFLINE | firewolf81 wrote:
Who needs enemies when you have family.
Spoken by me
ohh god that is so true,,,i have some nasty cousins  when they see me they are all happy i ganed weight
---
“I’m sorry for all the things that never happened and everything we never had..." | |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:25 am |
fartmasterflex. Guest | "Women are like refrigerators; they’re 6 feet tall, they weigh about 300 lbs, they make ice."
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flllllameing”
“I will not sit idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!"
“English, who needs it? I’m never going to England!"
“Well crying isn’t gonna bring your dog back, unless you tears smell like dog food. So you can sit there crying and eating can after can of dogfood, until your tears smell enough like dogfood to make your dog comeback, or you can go find him!"
“If you don’t like your job you don’t quit! You just go in day after day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
| |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:29 am |
The lonely planet Rep: 33 Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 11,624 OFFLINE | firewolf81 wrote:
Who needs enemies when you have family.
Spoken by me
init
also
you can chows your friends but not your family
---
  | |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:31 am |
The lonely planet Rep: 33Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 11,624 OFFLINE | fartmasterflex. wrote:
“I will not sit idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!"
lol am goner have that as my sig for a bit
---
| |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:39 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 35 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 14,747 OFFLINE | "You must always push the limits. If you never fail, you will never succeed."
---
  | |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:41 am |
is causing chaos. Rep: 26 Joined: 04 Jul 2006 Posts: 8,135 OFFLINE | Dante666 wrote:
” I’M NOT FUCKING TONY YOU FUCKING A**HOLE NOW STFU BEFORE I KICK YOU’RE ASS!!! "
-spoken by the very wise The True Sonic Wind-
It’s funny how one ass is censored, but fuck and the other ass aren’t.
| |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:42 am |
is causing chaos. Rep: 26Joined: 04 Jul 2006 Posts: 8,135 OFFLINE | "Carrots are good for your eyes. Can they dial a phone?"
-Ed
| |
| 19 Jun 2007 09:46 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 35Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 14,747 OFFLINE | "We give PS3 Fan a pass because he’s half retarded." - Hirshima Nakasakiwhateverthehellhisnameis.
---
| |
| 19 Jun 2007 10:19 am |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37 Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,820 OFFLINE | Xtrm Liability wrote:
“We give PS3 Fan a pass because he’s half retarded." - Hirshima Nakasakiwhateverthehellhisnameis.
lol
---
  | |
| 20 Jun 2007 05:19 pm |
jayoons Guest | Has to be “I ain’t got time to bleed” -predetor, fucking funny shit.
| |
| 21 Jun 2007 11:09 am |
BAHAHAHA Guest | Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
| |
| 21 Jun 2007 11:18 am |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,759 OFFLINE | Cartman: If a woman every tried doin that to me Id be like “Hey, stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, then putting me in front of the TV, and going upstairs to smoke crack, and then have sex with some guy I dont even know, on my dads bed!!"
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about!?
Cartman: Im just saying, quit being such a pussy.
---
| |
| 09 Jul 2007 08:31 pm |
Spammer Rep: 12 Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 21,856 OFFLINE | "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."-Joseph Stalin
---
 | |
| 09 Jul 2007 09:51 pm |
Corrupted... Rep: 19 Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 8,563 | "A true best friend won’t bail you out of jail, he’ll be sitting next to you saying 'That was friggin' awesome!'" -Grant Wilson
---
  | |
| 09 Jul 2007 09:55 pm |
Senior member Rep: 10 Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 6,704 OFFLINE | Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them- homer
---
pointless... | |
|
Previous Page - Post Reply - Next Page |
»
Off-Topic
» What's your favorite quote?
