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19. Bungie becomes a lesbian whore house and makes the whores practice with the halo 3 CDs before releasing them
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20. a demonic bunny rips your fingers off one by one and destroys your xbox while scrathing the other side of your halo 3 disc
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You lose a hand, making you useless in the gaming world.
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Crack monster wrote:
19. Bungie becomes a lesbian whore house and makes the whores practice with the halo 3 CDs before releasing them
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21. I don’t buy H3 because i get killed by an elephant.
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22. the minute you walk out with halo 3 in your hands.....you see rockman doing mega man in your car.
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22. Your penis gets cut off.
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23. you get struck by lightning, then you get hit by a rocket, then you go to outer space, hit a satelite, and die.
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24. I kill everyone in the world and paly H3...by myself.
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25. halo3 turns out to be MC playing with barbies
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27. I Make Master Chief Say “Mega Man Rules, And I Hate Halo 3!"
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28. Marty says “the beta was enough, lets cancel the game and make a completley new franchise. halo sucks anyways”, lol that would be hilarious.
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29: Rockman' 7 yr old ass takes ahold of all forms of media, and forces people into watching tha crappy megaman cartoon 24/7, or playing one of the crappy megaman games 24/7.
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30: Superman flies in and blows up Halo 3.
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31. Barbies take over bungie
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the replace master chief with pikachu
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every single halo 3 disc has a glitch where it never loads the first level
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The Armbiter activates Halo and everyone dies, there is no one to buy or play Halo 3...
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One thing awesome that would happen, is if the punisher walked into capcom, and killed the team that makes megaman, then walked into whatever the hell company makes sonic is, and killed the development team that makes him.
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or.....we die, pres. bush bans video games, everyone who has video will go to jail.
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