| 02 Jul 2007 08:21 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 10 Sep 2006 Posts: 4,398 OFFLINE | what if Skitts actually climbed that tree without it breaking? What would You do? 
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| 02 Jul 2007 08:21 pm |
Original Fruit [Jaded] Rep: 107 Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 30,626 OFFLINE | derdev789 wrote:
SKITTLES666 wrote:
Ummm yell at him lol no idea
is that you in your sig?
umm no...im uglyer then that
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| 02 Jul 2007 08:21 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 10 Sep 2006 Posts: 4,398 OFFLINE | Ahhhhhhhhh I’m just kidding Skitts. 
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| 02 Jul 2007 08:22 pm |
Original Fruit [Jaded] Rep: 107Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 30,626 OFFLINE | Brutus Kicks Ass wrote:
what if Skitts actually climbed that tree without it breaking? What would You do?
I wouldnt have been windind and numb and able to walk and I wouldnt have tried to drink that hard liqor that burnt my throat on the next day lol
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| 02 Jul 2007 09:57 pm |
Bossanova Rep: 28 Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 5,760 | blurg
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| 02 Jul 2007 09:58 pm |
Original Fruit [Jaded] Rep: 107Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 30,626 OFFLINE | lol good call
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| 02 Jul 2007 10:06 pm |
Bossanova Rep: 28Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 5,760 | if i met god id ask these questions
1.will i ever have a wife and children
2.will my life mys wife life and children’s life be good ones
3. will i live long and full life
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| 03 Jul 2007 02:07 am |
*Mudafucken.Stunna* <3 Rep: 25 Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Posts: 9,698 OFFLINE | SA-X wrote:
I’d ask him if he has any cronic.
And then I’d smoke up with God.
YESSSS !
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| 03 Jul 2007 07:36 pm |
Original Fruit [Jaded] Rep: 107Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 30,626 OFFLINE | lol thats the way to do...:P
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| 03 Jul 2007 07:43 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 5 Joined: 04 Jun 2007 Posts: 2,633 OFFLINE | SKITTLES666 wrote:
you met god
you were walking down the street or just sitting there and all of a suden you saw him?
i would say you really did a great job when you made me
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| 03 Jul 2007 07:44 pm |
Original Fruit [Jaded] Rep: 107Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 30,626 OFFLINE | aww kewl
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| 03 Jul 2007 08:51 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 5 Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 1,037 OFFLINE | firewolf81 wrote:
Ignore him.
Cause gawd knows he ignores everyone else.
When was the last time god had mercy, stopped a natural disaster, prevented thousands of people dying by smiting the bad guys?
God doesn’t listen anymore and he sure as hell seems to ignore peoples pleas of mercy.
Ignore him, see how he/she likes it for a change.
Well, i think todays excuse for allowing the deaths of thousands is. . . . .
He was still having a smoke with SA-X.
Personaly i’d just wanna ask it/him/her - what is that 'special' unknown ingrediant in KFC coatings?
(oh, and the same applies to Coca Cola too)
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| 03 Jul 2007 08:52 pm |
Original Fruit [Jaded] Rep: 107Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 30,626 OFFLINE | LOL
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| 03 Jul 2007 10:21 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6 Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | Q: God why is it that you send people who’s only crime is that they don’t worship you into a fiery pit to burn forever and ever?
A: I don’t, I send the people who tell every one else that they will burn in hell for not worshiping me to hell.
Q: God, why is it that you put such strict rules in the bible?
A: because back in the day that they were absolute, humans were 3 hairs away from baboons and I need to be a prick so they didn’t eat each other!
Q: God, do animals have souls
A: Some, but I was never really found of smallpox or Jerry Falwell
Q: God, what is the meaning of life?
A: I could go through the stereotypical list 'Do one to others' and all that stuff, but the truth is, life is what you make of it. I put those nice little goals in the bible because bake in the day and even now people needed something to distract them selves from the fact that they slept in they’re own waste and were ruled by inbred loonies.
Q: Why dose the toast all ways land butter side up?
A: Don’t waste my time with stupid questions, I’m here for the big things. If you want to know why that is or if you could be sucked out of an airplane if you broke the window watch Myth Busters... I love that show.
Q: God what do you think about gay marriage?
A: To each his own I guess, I personally am not gay, but you know how it is. I don’t care who or what some one likes to rut with, and really wish I didn’t know and that hard being that I know every thing! UGG! The things I’ve seen make you hurl in a second. But that’s beside the point, Honestly the whole gay issue is bothersome to me for the complete opposite of these idiot preachers. I just don’t want to think about it is all, you know? If I thought being gay was a sin against me, then I wouldn’t have made gay people now would I!?
Q: Who do you think should win in this next presidential debate?
A: move to Iceland kid that’s all I’ve got to say!
Q: Are you going to see 'Evan All mighty'?
A: what a stupid movie!
Q: Are you republican or democrat?
A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I prefer that people guess.
Q: Will things get better or worse in the world?
A: The world is what you make it. Best leave it better then you found it.
Q: How much longer do I have to live?
A: Don’t go there; I’d be doing you a real disservice if I told you that.
Q: What do you think about atheists?
A: Like I said before, I really don’t care. As long as you’re a good person you could worship a lump of shit and still get in.
Q: Get in where?
A: heaven, Valhalla, what ever. Reincarnate, you’ve done that... Crap I shouldn’t have said that. You know, think really nice place.
Q: What’s Hell like?
A: There is no Hell, If you’re really bad, or voted Green party... I make joke ignore that, you just stop existing! Satan has his own place and he is a bit anti-social, so no one gets in.
Q: What’s your favorite animal?
A: You want me to say weasel don’t you? Never mind I don’t need the answer to that I can read your thoughts. I like... umm, I like Squirrels. That and elephants!
Q: Is evolution real.
A: Well had to make up my mind didn’t I? And if you know every thing, then it takes you a long time to decide!
Q: I really can’t think of anything else
A: I know
Q: do you think any one will believe this?
A: No, and they really shouldn’t anyway.
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| 03 Jul 2007 11:02 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 10 Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Posts: 2,552 OFFLINE | hello
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| 04 Jul 2007 08:08 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | hello
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 04 Jul 2007 08:12 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 12 Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 4,093 OFFLINE | philbert wrote:
firewolf81 wrote:
Ignore him.
Cause gawd knows he ignores everyone else.
When was the last time god had mercy, stopped a natural disaster, prevented thousands of people dying by smiting the bad guys?
God doesn’t listen anymore and he sure as hell seems to ignore peoples pleas of mercy.
Ignore him, see how he/she likes it for a change.
Well, i think todays excuse for allowing the deaths of thousands is. . . . .
He was still having a smoke with SA-X.
Personaly i’d just wanna ask it/him/her - what is that 'special' unknown ingrediant in KFC coatings?
(oh, and the same applies to Coca Cola too)
u realy wana know?
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| 05 Jul 2007 01:08 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | the 'special' unknown ingrediant in KFC coatings is lemon juice
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 05 Jul 2007 01:14 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34 Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | Weasel 16 wrote:
Q: God why is it that you send people who’s only crime is that they don’t worship you into a fiery pit to burn forever and ever?
A: I don’t, I send the people who tell every one else that they will burn in hell for not worshiping me to hell.
Q: God, why is it that you put such strict rules in the bible?
A: because back in the day that they were absolute, humans were 3 hairs away from baboons and I need to be a prick so they didn’t eat each other!
Q: God, do animals have souls
A: Some, but I was never really found of smallpox or Jerry Falwell
Q: God, what is the meaning of life?
A: I could go through the stereotypical list 'Do one to others' and all that stuff, but the truth is, life is what you make of it. I put those nice little goals in the bible because bake in the day and even now people needed something to distract them selves from the fact that they slept in they’re own waste and were ruled by inbred loonies.
Q: Why dose the toast all ways land butter side up?
A: Don’t waste my time with stupid questions, I’m here for the big things. If you want to know why that is or if you could be sucked out of an airplane if you broke the window watch Myth Busters... I love that show.
Q: God what do you think about gay marriage?
A: To each his own I guess, I personally am not gay, but you know how it is. I don’t care who or what some one likes to rut with, and really wish I didn’t know and that hard being that I know every thing! UGG! The things I’ve seen make you hurl in a second. But that’s beside the point, Honestly the whole gay issue is bothersome to me for the complete opposite of these idiot preachers. I just don’t want to think about it is all, you know? If I thought being gay was a sin against me, then I wouldn’t have made gay people now would I!?
Q: Who do you think should win in this next presidential debate?
A: move to Iceland kid that’s all I’ve got to say!
Q: Are you going to see 'Evan All mighty'?
A: what a stupid movie!
Q: Are you republican or democrat?
A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I prefer that people guess.
Q: Will things get better or worse in the world?
A: The world is what you make it. Best leave it better then you found it.
Q: How much longer do I have to live?
A: Don’t go there; I’d be doing you a real disservice if I told you that.
Q: What do you think about atheists?
A: Like I said before, I really don’t care. As long as you’re a good person you could worship a lump of shit and still get in.
Q: Get in where?
A: heaven, Valhalla, what ever. Reincarnate, you’ve done that... Crap I shouldn’t have said that. You know, think really nice place.
Q: What’s Hell like?
A: There is no Hell, If you’re really bad, or voted Green party... I make joke ignore that, you just stop existing! Satan has his own place and he is a bit anti-social, so no one gets in.
Q: What’s your favorite animal?
A: You want me to say weasel don’t you? Never mind I don’t need the answer to that I can read your thoughts. I like... umm, I like Squirrels. That and elephants!
Q: Is evolution real.
A: Well had to make up my mind didn’t I? And if you know every thing, then it takes you a long time to decide!
Q: I really can’t think of anything else
A: I know
Q: do you think any one will believe this?
A: No, and they really shouldn’t anyway.
lol that was pretty funny. Seriously tho, with some of the things it’s similar to what I would expect Him to say.
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