1.) Be metal. \m/.
2.) Be respectful of your metal brethren.
3.) For the purpose of cool sounding words, girls are also metal brethren.
3 extended.)Yes girls CAN be metal, what are you six years old? Someones afraid of cooties.
Just to prove that not all metal heads are beardy, pot smoking vikings; Simone Simons.
4.) Don’t talk shit, you will be bitch slapped.
5.) Don’t be Emo.
6.) All Metalheads are equal, but that doesn’t mean their instruments or musical taste are.
Although SoBs (heheh) have slight privileges when it comes to the main account.
Members
Anti-Moviecodec
BLOODLUST
Bjarne Lundgren
ChaosSpartan
Cid
Count Grishnackh
D.V.D.A.
everyonebothersme
Foresaken Corpse
FIRESTORM ZERO (excommunicated for being a dick faced loser)
Hushbaby
Maggot Face
_N3M3SIS_
Petrofski - Guardian of the Display Case
SA-X
Squipple
Music video of the weekWhenever.
Last edited 12 Apr 2008 02:58 pm by Screams of Baltith Admin Account
The Display Case
One photograph per instrument. You have to own the instrument, and you have to have taken the photograph yourself, you can ask to have more than one instrument added.
Maggot Face’s Drum kit
Drumintothenight’s giant deluxe percussive gear of pain, suffering and groove. \m/
Petrofsky’s amazing, bat fretted, device of brutality and horror!
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OH FACK, IT’S THAT GUY.
Moderated 24 Mar 2008 07:18 am by Screams of Baltith Admin Account
There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and F*cks her.
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks Jack Daniels and f*cks the princess, then wakes her up in the middle of the night and f*cks her again.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave... without the princess.
DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, fucks the dragon, then leaves.
BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he f*cks the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 46 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes and goes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairytale land by security guards.
SPEED METAL
The protagonist is suddenly there, plays a short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
THE END
Last edited 24 Mar 2008 07:16 am by Screams of Baltith Admin Account
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
DrumIntoTheNight wrote:
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
Apart from that, good work.
Fine, I guess I can remove Joey from my profile if you want.
I personally don’t give a shit, I happen to like him, but whatever, it’s not worth conflict over it.
DrumIntoTheNight wrote:
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
DrumIntoTheNight wrote:
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
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