I can't go to Sleep.....why...

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Its never too late. You’re young and virile.

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you’re vile .. encouragement of juvenile into sexual conduct ... JAIL HIS ASS !


no srsly, wanking does help, but music does it most.. esp with noise isolation earphones for my ipod .. feels soo good.. you can hear me moan JESUS !

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it started for me as i turned 12.. im almost 21.. i cant sleep before 2


and when i wake early i feel stoned

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bahaha-_-its me

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i know how u feel. once i dint sleep at all... i cant remember what time a slept, it was probably 9 or 11 am. too much thinking.

but now i try. sometimes u have to. i try to stop thinking lik complicated shit and think relaxing/simple thoughts.
u also have to focus sometimes, i think “ohh brain ur soooo tired, ohh body ur soo tired, ohh arms ur soo tired”, etc. like ur trying to hypnotize urself.

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lol Duck is something we say round my way.

Like you might say “A up me duck”

are you might say “how are you to day my duck”

So you see I wasn’t impliing that you was a duck me duck

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wot abt FUCK ?

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That might get you a punch in the mouth

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Masturbation is a healthy part of sexual development and if only more people masturbated, there wouldn’t be so many sex crimes occurring and teenage pregnancies.

As for the whole, JAIL MY ASS.....what about the rest of me? Why should my ass get all the fun when I have so much more to offer those big mean men in jail block 13

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or a dick

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You leave william out of this!

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or given your heritage .. would that rather be WILHELM ?

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Ahhh touche

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when I wos a teenager I could do nothing else but masturbate lol I dident need encouraging.

My poor mum had to snap my bed sheets into the washer

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AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I can just imagine that....Didn’t you use the Kleenex????

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nerr fuck it, well I dint plan on doing anything, Its just when you in bed things start to happen lol

and I could hardly go to the bathroom with the bone on haha so the side of the sheets alwys got it.

add some starch into the washing

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I feel sorry for your MUM...poor lass having to snap your dried knuckle babies into the wash....Instant sperm....just add water.

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lol she dident mined am shere its normal. I think she would have been moor worried if she had not got that

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haha ....

what? what?
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god pluto