My ex boyfriend Erik

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Who thinks he’s a dumb ass liar?
okay lets start
1. He’s 16 and says he has NAZI tattoos on his head. (he has really long hair so you cant see them)
2. He said that he always wins first place at gun shooting contests.
3. He says he has his own meth lab in his basement.
4. He says his friend Stewart (that nobody that knows him has met) has a private plane and flies to Columbia to pick up cocaine and bring it back to the USA.

He’s told this to everyone at the school. He just dropped out last week.

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i beleive him

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why?

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i believe him because none of those things contradict each other and therefore he is telling the truth

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could be true

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i mean its obvious his friend is a crime lord and Eric Shin has nazi tattoos and covers them so people wont pick on him

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Oh god. How can he be telling the truth? He’s lives in an oldfolks home with his dad and there is no basement there, lol. He also gets all his money from his Grandpa and all he ever does is sit at home shooting up heroin and overdoses sometimes.

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dont be dumb mates obviously hes a nazi soccer player on crack duh!

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if he is your friend why do you hate him

oh i just read the top ex i see

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You fool!

Just cause things don’t contradict themselves doesn’t mean their true.

I could say..

I am a millionaire.
I am half dog.
I keep a leprechaun in my basement.
I killed Hitler.
I own 100 sports cars.
I can change the sky to purple with my lazer.

None of those things contradict themselves so they must be true eh?

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Im a Dodo
KFC cooks Dodos
I am leader of a campagn that wages war with bill gates
Bill Gates supplies KFC with money to clone dodos

none of them contrdict eachother so they must be true

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Yeah my ex. I found out he’s a pathelogical liar and schizophrenic.... no wonder that shit happened those days...

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yes
and you eat babies for breakfast =0

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My ex is an idiot

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i have an ex that told me she could take a foot long dildo, she was telling the truth