Long story short, a funny but offensive way of looking at how to get through life. If you’re easily amused by internet humor, prepare to laugh. If you’re easily offended, do not continue.
Cid wrote:
Dude, I’m on my way to becoming a respectable person! YES!
Well, on the NeTZ, yes....
In real life?.. HMMMMMm
You work on that one, champ!
>_>
I had a job... but I quit because I almost died. And tomorrow, or rather... later today... I have a drug test so that I can be hired at another place. lol
All I can say is this thread is so much bullshit its not funny.
I seriously pity the poor twats that actually follow this shit.
Fuck me sideways if that wasn’t the biggest guide to fucking nothing in the whole entire world.
Sure there were some aspects of universal truth in it, but that was padded out with so much steaming fecal matter, it resembles a bag of horse shit more than a guide to life.
Fuck me, whoever wrote that stick turd bullshit has to get out there and ACTUALLY LIVE LIFE.
Sure follow that guide if you want to experiance life with the same pain and torment as grating your balls on a giant cheese grater while taking it up the ass from a elephant wearing a electrified barbed wire condom.
For the rest of us, I suggest you print out this on your PC and next time you want to take a dump, use it to wipe your ass and flush this shit down the toilet.
Do that or follow its instructions and wipe your ass with your life and flush that fucker down the s bend.
firewolf81 wrote:
All I can say is this thread is so much bullshit its not funny.
I seriously pity the poor twats that actually follow this shit.
Fuck me sideways if that wasn’t the biggest guide to fucking nothing in the whole entire world.
Sure there were some aspects of universal truth in it, but that was padded out with so much steaming fecal matter, it resembles a bag of horse shit more than a guide to life.
Fuck me, whoever wrote that stick turd bullshit has to get out there and ACTUALLY LIVE LIFE.
Sure follow that guide if you want to experiance life with the same pain and torment as grating your balls on a giant cheese grater while taking it up the ass from a elephant wearing a electrified barbed wire condom.
For the rest of us, I suggest you print out this on your PC and next time you want to take a dump, use it to wipe your ass and flush this shit down the toilet.
Do that or follow its instructions and wipe your ass with your life and flush that fucker down the s bend.
Your choice.
lol
and my dad alwys says this “Fuck me sideways” when hes getting pissed off at something which is quit regular hah
THE_PAIN wrote:
“motherfucking” 'tis ONE WORD ya gook
Who the fuck died and made you the grammar police eh?
YA!
Anyhow...I put MOTHER FUCKING as two words, so as to place more EMPHASIS on the words. Much like poetry, you break words up to capture the attention of the reader and seeing as you saw fit to try and correct me....IT WORKED!
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