SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
The Return of the Didus wrote:
70% if americans dont know the sun is a star
1 out of every 5 americans also cannot find the US on the world map.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
On the US version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” a contestant took 10 minutes to answer the $500 question: “In which country is the leaning tower of Pisa?" Another contestant took 20 minutes to answer the very first question!
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SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
A bathroom heater company in America covered itself by saying: “This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
David Potchen stormed into Center Bank in Lowell, Indiana on September 1st 2001 armed with a shotgun and demanded two Big Macs. A four hour stand-off between him and the cops ensued. It finally ended when police gave the robber two Big Macs - he surrendered immediately without fuss!
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SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
The Return of the Didus wrote:
A bathroom heater company in America covered itself by saying: “This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
David Potchen stormed into Center Bank in Lowell, Indiana on September 1st 2001 armed with a shotgun and demanded two Big Macs. A four hour stand-off between him and the cops ensued. It finally ended when police gave the robber two Big Macs - he surrendered immediately without fuss!
lol, I am sure that is bull. Sure America is fat and stupid, but not THAT fat and stupid, hahaha.
petrofsky wrote:
50% of americans can’t name a country that begins in the letter U either.
hint: United States
Ukraine
United Kingdom
I named two more.
The leaning tower of pisa is located in Pisa, Italy.
The sun is a star, we call it the sun but it’s real name is sol, and it’s a very small star in comparison to most others.
Science is very logical, I myself love the subject. Especially astronomy.
The US is located right under Canada and Above Mexico on a world map. If it’s a flat map, it’s on the left side.
Not bad for an American from Alabama eh?
i think u where adopted
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SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
The Return of the Didus wrote:
i think u where adopted
Nope, pure 100% American. A redneck nonetheless.
well youre one in 50 million
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SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
The Return of the Didus wrote:
i think u where adopted
Nope, pure 100% American. A redneck nonetheless.
well youre one in 50 million
I’ll take that as a compliment.
yep youre the smartest in the nation
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SK-8er freak wrote:
Ok All my friends have girlfriends. they all tounge kiss their girlfriends. it may seem like a small deal but their all 12. I’m 13. I cant keep a girlfriend for over a day. Soon They’ll be fucking them in no time. Please someone give me pointers. I’m desperate.
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