Mine would be this.
“Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Avery J. Johnson
No one in this country owns his personal appearance anymore. America has become a nation of obediant consumers, actively participating in their own degradation.
-George Carlin, Brain Droppings
In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
-Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
And the moral of the story is never lean on the weird. Or they will chop your head off. And perverts will eat your brains.
-Hunter S. Thompson, Better than Sex
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol,violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
-Hunter. S. Thompson.
Yes, but keep in mind; it’s possible that I’m quite horrendously insane. Thats the fuck of it; you know, the old thing about the crazy person who never knows they’re crazy. It could just be an imperceptible shifting of accepted realities. It’s all really interesting.
-Nny, Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac
Yes there’s two paths you can go by, but in the long run/ There’s still time to change the road you’re on.
-Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven
We are eternal/ all this pain is an illusion..
-Tool, Parabolla
To the Pure, all things are Pure; to the Base, all things are Base.
-The Kybalion
Kreb za kreb, krov za krov.
-tattooed on my left calf; (Russian; “bread for bread, blood for blood”
Glory be only to God.
-tattooed on my right calf (During the inquisition, they used to carve this on the torture devices; adds a new degree to the term “Faith based initiative”, no?)
Zum Kenker Defatist
-tattooed on my chest (German, “I am a defeatist”; they used to write it on a placard they’d hang around the necks of nazi deserters, after they’d shot them; it more or less expresses my own patriotic sensibilities.)
I’m thinking of getting Kanji symbols reading “ikken hissatsu” on my left forearm later this year; that is, unless I find a better translation of the phrase “One shot, one kill”.