1. have you had sex with a child?
2. have you had sex with the oppisite sex as you?
3. have you had sex with the same sex as you?
4. have you had sex with a panda
5. have you had sex with a turtle
6. have you had sex with a tree
7. have you had sex with yourself
8. have you had sex with a vacuum
9. have you had sex with a t.v
10. have you had sex with a cucumber
11. have you had sex with a dog
12.
1) Are you a sexual deviant?
ummm... i like kinky shit, if that’s what you mean
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
not on the mouth
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
depends.
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
depends
5) Would you accept money for sex?
depends
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6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
no
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
yes
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
milk
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
fuck yeah
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
not for 13 years...
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
no.
12) Are these questions are lame?
yes
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
shit...
14) Do you like Mud?
meh
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
yes
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
fuck no
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
fuck no
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
spit
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
almost
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
no shit
--- "Met a blind rapper, said he my number one fan/ his fingers was blinkin like he could see through his hands/ when he’s as old as me, he’ll probably be a better man/ only 13, and just as nice as I am/ everything I can see, he can’t/ goddamn/ maybe everything I can’t see he can/" — Papoose
1) Are you a sexual deviant?
NO
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
NO
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
Yes
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
NO
5) Would you accept money for sex?
Depends
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Yes
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Yes
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
Yes
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Yes
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
No
12) Are these questions are lame?
Not affected by them
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
14) Do you like Mud?
Used to
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
Yes
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
Rarely
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Depends on the Animal. Could I cook it?
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
Spit
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
Yes
My Turn
1)Have you ever seen 2girls1cup.com and watched the video?
1) Are you a sexual deviant?
I’m not sure but I doubt it.
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
Probably.
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
I’d do it for free.
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
This is only for desperate hobos and gays who hide their homosexual feelings
5) Would you accept money for sex?
No.
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Yeah, hehehe...
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Of course, I shower twice a week.
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
A fuzzy Kebab.
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
I’m sorry, is that a rhetorical question?
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Like now? No, but up untill my mid childhood I did.
11) Have you ever been shat on by a animal?
Unfortunatley no.
12) Are these questions are lame?
Not at all, apparently.
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
What the hell did I just write?!?
14) Do you like Mud?
No, not really.
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
Geez, who do you think I am, Mr Sheen?
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
Ok, I can say this for certain...wait...maybe I can’t, for now I will say no.
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Fresh, yeah, only in dire situations though.
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
Accidentally Swallow
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
God, I hope not.
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
Wait, thats it?!?
--- Humans are afraid of what they do not understand, of what they cannot control. Our only outlet is anger so we may hide our fear in hope of dominating what we do not know
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
5) Would you accept money for sex?
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
12) Are these questions are lame?
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
14) Do you like Mud?
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
1)no
2)maybe, but not french, and only to piss them off
3)They have, but didn’t get paid. I get that bastard back!!!
4)Nope
5)Don’t think I would
6)Yes, he’s my friend, and he does that move. Don’t know how they let him.
7)No, wait, maybe as a kid.
8)I think crickets, well, fried crickets with lemon and salt.
9)I suppose
10)As a kid, in class, yes. First grade.
11)Yeah, a bird, my damn mouth. It was closed though. Didn’t make the situation any better. Rinsed like there was no tomorrow.
12)Apparently not if people did them.
13)um...do what now??
14)Yes. Without it, there would be no mud football.
15)Yes.
16)Most likely.
17)A fish, probably. It’s only sushi
18)Spit it out, rip out it’s wings and legs, post it on a board with a tack to make it an example to other flies that want to try the same thing.
19)Yes
20)No, I’m sad now.
Have you ever thought of putting an item in your anus?
yes(aven’t you watched jackass)
Have you ever put an item in your anus?
no thanks mate
Does getting a golden shower turn you on?
nope, it would make me need a shower
Would you have sex with a baby?
you sick mutherf*cker
Would you rather get fucked in the but and have to suck on the penis, or lick someone’s buthole?
lick sum1s ass
Have you ever eaten your own feces?
nope
Have you ever drank your urine?
na mate
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with yourself?
hmmmm, im not sure
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with someone else?
haha i woke up after a party and there was 6 of us tied to a bed hahaha
Do you like handcuffs and whips?
meh
Have you ever had a homosexual sexual expeirence?
feeling ass count? cos im an AFL player hahah
and i’m done
girlyman wrote:
Have you ever thought of putting an item in your anus?
yes(aven’t you watched jackass)
Have you ever put an item in your anus?
no thanks mate
Does getting a golden shower turn you on?
nope, it would make me need a shower
Would you have sex with a baby?
you sick mutherf*cker
Would you rather get fucked in the but and have to suck on the penis, or lick someone’s buthole?
lick sum1s ass
Have you ever eaten your own feces?
nope
Have you ever drank your urine?
na mate
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with yourself?
hmmmm, im not sure
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with someone else?
haha i woke up after a party and there was 6 of us tied to a bed hahaha
Do you like handcuffs and whips?
meh
Have you ever had a homosexual sexual expeirence?
feeling ass count? cos im an AFL player hahah
and i’m done
1) Are you a sexual deviant?
Maybe
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
Hell no unless i won a large sum of money
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
Sure sounds fun
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
No
5) Would you accept money for sex?
SUre
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Yep hah
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Sure
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
Uhmmm no idea
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
durhh
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Yep laughing and having to crap dose that
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
Maybe by friends rabbit
12) Are these questions are lame?
No there phun
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
i ccant
14) Do you like Mud?
not rly
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
like for months
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
I dont think so maybe i threw up and swallowed some
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Yeah i have to
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
spit i think
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I think so
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
nope it was fun
Devon wrote:
1. have you had sex with a child?
2. have you had sex with the oppisite sex as you?
3. have you had sex with the same sex as you?
4. have you had sex with a panda
5. have you had sex with a turtle
6. have you had sex with a tree
7. have you had sex with yourself
8. have you had sex with a vacuum
9. have you had sex with a t.v
10. have you had sex with a cucumber
11. have you had sex with a dog
12.
tv?tree?CUCUMBER????
WTF!?
--- I’m stuck in a pit,and I just don’t like it at all
Is this the way lif is supposed to be?
So full of pain?
1. have you had sex with a child? When I was a child, yes.
2. have you had sex with the oppisite sex as you? Depends on what you count as sex.
3. have you had sex with the same sex as you? Yeah.
4. have you had sex with a panda? Who hasn’t?
5. have you had sex with a turtle? No, but it’s on my to do list.
6. have you had sex with a tree? I hug trees, not rape them.
7. have you had sex with yourself? Masturbation? Duh?
8. have you had sex with a vacuum? Ow.
9. have you had sex with a t.v? Something like that.
10. have you had sex with a cucumber? My favorite toy.
11. have you had sex with a dog? Bestiality is wrong.
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
NO
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
For the money yeah
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
no
5) Would you accept money for sex?
maybe
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
No
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Yep
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
Duh
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Eveyone was a baby once
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
Nope I have ninja reflexes.
12) Are these questions are lame?
Some
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
Nah
14) Do you like Mud?
Not really
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
Yep
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
Swallowed it before it got out
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Probably
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow
Spit
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
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