Chuck Norris is the MAN

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NOBODY HAS ANY SHIT ON CHUCK NORRIS

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God said, “Let there be light”
Chuck Norris said, “Say please”

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin

The Asian martial arts weapon that is 2 peices of wood or metal connected by a chain used to be called NunBarrys. Nobody ever found what happened to old Barry though...

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^ Typical Chuck Norris jokes ^

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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Lol gimme some more guys!

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just go to google and type in “chuck norris facts” then go to the one where it says chucknorrisfacts.com i think it is. they have 9 pages of them. those were just 2 of my favorites.

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it should be the first page

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Chuck Norris was fired and arrested from his job at a Dallas Texas school after a video showed him smelling the football players jock straps. He was taken into custody oddly enough by a real Texas Ranger named Walker.

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Chuck Norris once stuck his cock up a man’s nose, then accidentally into his ear, then back into his nose.

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Lol

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Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa her smile. It happened when she saw Chuck naked.

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If Chuck Norris sleeps with a man, it doesn’t make him gay. It just means he’s run out of women.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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In Pac-Man, Chuck Norris does not lose lives, they simply go on coffee breaks.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris had his penis surgically removed in order to make his roundhouse kicks higher.

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That one was retarded lol...

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chuck norris' cowboy boot’s are made of real cowboys

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LoL .. well .. Chuck Norris tried to round-house kick me in the face once, but he’s really old, so I moved out of the way and he fell to the ground and just kind of laid there.

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chuck norris can make an onion cry

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Every night, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck norris could

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There is no such thing as evolution. Only a list of species that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.