You know. The stuff that you all drink. Sustain elixer of life. The one drink that is the shit - the gateway to the stuff such as pop, Gatorade, energy drinks etc...
It’s water, right? At least I hope that’s what you thought...
Well ever wondered how the oceans was made? When Chuck Norris decided to take a whiz. His piss even has it’s own cirulatory system *the freakin water cycle* to sustain us all...
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
Chuck Norris runs so fast that he can go all the way around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting, that implies the chance of failure. No, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris was supposed to die years ago, but the Grim Reaper hasn’t gotten up the courage to tell him yet.
I haven’t been here in forever...it actually took me a couple tries to remember my password, heh. But yeah, I got bored so here I am. 'sup? Anyway, my friend and I used to tell Chuck Norris jokes constantly, so there’s a few off the top of my head and I’ll probably remember more later and post them.
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