| 31 May 2008 09:55 pm |
guy who thinks samus is a balls sucker Guest | a mc would todly kick her ass i wont 2 NO if samus well kick her ass by her UGLY face | |
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| 31 May 2008 09:56 pm |
or just Red Rep: 72  Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 16,991 OFFLINE | Grammar plz?
Also, MC almost can’t kill her.
What weapon/vehicle could MC use to kill Samus? ---
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| 31 May 2008 10:00 pm |
guy who thinks samus is a balls sucker Guest | hey samus dos not have ass waite she dos.
SAMUS SUKS HEARY BALLS. | |
| 31 May 2008 10:00 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40  Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | guy who thinks samus is a balls sucker wrote:
hey samus dos not have ass waite she dos.
SAMUS SUKS HEARY BALLS.
Thats why she’s awsome --- Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY | |
| 31 May 2008 10:46 pm |
zabimira Guest | SAMus will toally crap her self with fear | |
| 31 May 2008 10:47 pm |
or just Red Rep: 72  Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 16,991 OFFLINE | zabimira wrote:
Master Chief will totally crap himself with fear
Fixed.
Proof on how Master Chief could win, anyone? ---
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| 08 Jun 2008 11:22 pm |
cairo Guest | i can beleve no one even mentioned morph ball or the phazon suit! samus would win easly! | |
| 14 Jun 2008 05:11 am |
Anonymousface. Guest | Samus would shove her arm cannon up MC’s ass. And MC would love it. But then Samus would just fire one shot and MC would be in a million pieces. Also. Samus suitless vs. MC suited? Samus would still win. Her extreme agility, strength and speed would go through anything. MC fires a rocket? Samus has already gotten out of the way and is behind MC ready to break his neck by the time the missile leaves his gun. | |
| 14 Jun 2008 09:10 pm |
Pat Guest | I think Super Metroid is a better game then the Halo franchise. When I went down that one elevator and realized just how vast the map was I was amazed, and that was after I’d seen all the 3d environments of halo, and the large world maps of countless other games. Somehow seeing just how much there was to explore and realizing I hadn’t seen half of what there is to see was more amazing then any other video game drama I’d experienced.
And if a game from the 90s can do that, its great. | |
| 22 Aug 2008 12:42 pm |
MC50000000 Guest | shut the f up mc will kick samuss ass | |
| 22 Aug 2008 12:44 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 69  Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 32,780 OFFLINE | The only way I see MC winning is if Cortana were to hack Samus suit. Or MC were to use a Spartan Laser. But Samus isn’t going to just stand there while he sets it up. | |
| 22 Aug 2008 12:46 pm |
Nevae Anariva Rep: 49  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 9,975 | NEREVAR117 wrote:
The only way I see MC winning is if Cortana were to hack Samus suit. Or MC were to use a Spartan Laser. But Samus isn’t going to just stand there while he sets it up.
I don’t think Cortana is permitted, since she is a second “person”, but either way Samus has been hacked before by Luminoth technology and only had slight problems. ---
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| 22 Aug 2008 12:50 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 69  Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 32,780 OFFLINE | Cortana can also be counted as equipment. But MC still has little chance to win, no matter what. If any at all.
Unless he can use the crystal from the books but that’s more or less cheating. And he never actually got near it. | |
| 21 Nov 2008 11:49 pm |
Samus-Chief Guest | OMG SAMUS PWNS HIM!
i will explain in steps:
MC: HA! spartan laser time!
<ZAP>
S:Wa-Was that suppossed to hurt or something? it only took like 50 energy.
MC:you know, we both fight evil alein races, too. why would we kill each other?
S:valid point.
Samus Aran and John-117 team up on the Covenant, who can’t comprehend Samus' suit. They are dazzled, then killed by master chief.
Samus and master chief move to the space pirates. most run; after all, the HUNTER CLAD IN METAL is there.
ridley attacks master chief, and is promptly shot in the face by his sniper rifle, killing him.
Samus and Master Chief shake hands, and go back to their respective jobs. | |
| 21 Nov 2008 11:51 pm |
Samus-Chief Guest | nerevar, your theory about the crystal has one flaw: if used like three times, the user is killed. | |
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