I hereby dub this the official GWAR thread, in honor of the great Scumdogs of the Universe.
Oderus Urungus-Lead Vocals
Flattus Maximus-Lead Guitar
Balsac the Jaws of Death-Rhythm Guitar
Beefcake the Mighty-Bass
Jizmak Da Gusha-Drums
Samples for those who have not been converted:
War Party- War Party
School’s Out (Alice Cooper cover)-Beyond Hell
Oderus and Beefcake on Joan Rivers
RULES
*Do not speak badly about The Masters.
*Do not address The Masters by their supposed “human” names.
*Speak not of the album “We Kill Everything," as The Masters have dismissed it as total garbage. If it need be mentioned, refer to it as “The Album That Shall Not Be Mentioned”.
*Listen to GWAR.
Also, use the included poll to vote for your favorite Scumdog. I’m a Balsac man myself.
---
Calling all bohabs/gwarriors/slaves
Balsac the Jaws of Death ***************** 67%
(votes so far 2)
Beefcake the Mighty ********* 33%
(votes so far 1)
Jizmak Da Gusha 0% Flattus Maximus 0% Oderus Urungus 0%