| 23 Nov 2007 06:42 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 25  Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,515 OFFLINE | Hey Mods, can I have Finally fixed and spelt correctly?
Man Law.
shunned for years.
unspeakable around women.
recently allowed,
Lets write the man law.
I’ll get it starrted with 2 laws.
Law 1: A man is only allowed to cry for these reasons,
A: Loss of a Pet
B: Loss of a Family Member
C: When Angelina Jolie Undoos her Blouse.
Law 2: Thou shalt not hit in the testicals unless the circumstances are as followed:
in a fight for your life or are saving a women
Get adding. Men only,
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:46 pm |
out to lunch Rep: 25 Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | Law 3: Thou shalt not surrender thy testicles to any woman. She belongs to thou. Thou art not her’s.
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:49 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 18 Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,745 OFFLINE | Any hole is an entry hole.
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:51 pm |
out to lunch Rep: 25Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Any hole is an entry hole.
I would suggest “Everything’s for sex if she says yes” instead.
Why limit it to holes?
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:51 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 54 Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | Men only?
Pfft.
Fixed your title.
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:52 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 25Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,515 OFFLINE | Green_Ninja wrote:
Men only?
Pfft.
Fixed your title.
Men only, sorry, feel free to start the Women alw thread if you wish.
thanks for the title fix.
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:52 pm |
out to lunch Rep: 25Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | it’s the law of men.
Not women.
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:54 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 54Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | CPO Fraser wrote:
Green_Ninja wrote:
Men only?
Pfft.
Fixed your title.
Men only, sorry, feel free to start the Women alw thread if you wish.
thanks for the title fix.
Woman are smart enough to remember the laws.
We don’t need to write them down. 
-Leaves the men alone.-
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| 23 Nov 2007 06:55 pm |
out to lunch Rep: 25Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | is it not a problem that the womens has a smaller brain than the men?
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| 23 Nov 2007 07:00 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 54Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | Atresac wrote:
is it not a problem that the womens has a smaller brain than the men?
That may be true, but yours is more empty space than ours. 
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| 23 Nov 2007 07:01 pm |
Senior member Rep: 5 Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 6,696 OFFLINE | Law 4: thou shalt not have any women in this topic it self.
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| 23 Nov 2007 07:05 pm |
out to lunch Rep: 25Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | DARKSLAYER07 wrote:
Law 4: thou shalt not have any women in this topic it self.
Agreed.
Vagzines need to gtfo
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| 23 Nov 2007 07:06 pm |
Senior member Rep: 5Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 6,696 OFFLINE | Law 5: Real men wear pink boxers..... lol
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| 23 Nov 2007 07:07 pm |
out to lunch Rep: 25Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | Law 6: the size of your penis is not the sum of your worth. Your balls are too.
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| 23 Nov 2007 07:10 pm |
Senior member Rep: 5Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 6,696 OFFLINE | Law 7: If having sex... Buttseck position come first...
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| 23 Nov 2007 09:21 pm |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 333 OFFLINE | >_> I don’t actually have anything to say, but you said men only so I had to respond. It’s like a big red button that says “DO NOT PUSH” on it.
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kumquat
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| 24 Nov 2007 01:02 am |
Strange little girl Rep: 19 Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 6,404 | SKITTLES666 wrote:
Where the hell is the womans laws...we better start writing that...
Women’s laws are simple.
1. The woman makes the rules.
2. No man is allowed to know the rules.
3. The woman may change the rules with no notice.
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| 24 Nov 2007 01:08 am |
out to lunch Rep: 25Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,001 OFFLINE | Women can’t follow rules, physically.
Rules involve a consistent pattern... “sense”...logic.
The female psyche is void of all these.
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| 24 Nov 2007 01:12 am |
Strange little girl Rep: 19Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 6,404 | Atresac wrote:
Women can’t follow rules, physically.
Rules involve a consistent pattern... “sense”...logic.
The female psyche is void of all these.
Re-read the rules .
Funny thing about that “logic”. Men are programmed to respond in the moment/action responses. This suits them to warfare and hunting.
In today’s Western society few men engage in warfare. No man has to hunt as a necessity.
Women are programmed to have skills that ensure the survival of the species. They can see possible causes before they happen (e.g. realize that an open electric socket is something a kid could get electrocuted with).
So yes, women have logic. But instead of it being the immediate reaction to a physical situation, it’s the capacity to foresee problems and to understand the needs of other humans.
The species wouldn’t have lasted long without that type of logic.
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