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Women are like wolves. You can try to train them all you like, but they will still rip your throat out if you give them the chance.

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Which is why you don’t.

If your woman’s really that frisky you might want to consider having her neutered. I know it may sound cruel and the sight of her just moaping around can be depressing, but in the end it’s for the best.

Or she could also be sick. I’d suggest taking a stool sample to her doctor for inspection right away.

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Ha.

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Hmmm
You must not have experience with a lot of woman outside the young and naive high school bopper stage. Given a relationship with these woman long enough, somehow they become “The General”. In fact, I refer to her as “The General” (or Buella The Bitch).

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Then you’re allowing her to train you.

When speaking to them, it’s a good idea to use a deep, strong voice. Given enough time they’ll learn that it’s your serious voice.

Yours is older though, so training her now could be harder. I’d suggest looking into a shock collar worst case scenario.

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Hahaha

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Man, my dad been with my mom for about 17 years, and their still clawing eachothers eyes out. So Atresac, dont get your hopes up.

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Like I said, either neuter her or get her a shock collar. I’ve seen those work miracles.

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They have both failed miserably.

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Oh my.

Have you checked for rabies?

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Yeah. I think their both justfuck asses.

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I know it’s a hard pill to swallow, but you may need to consider having her euthenized.

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HAHAHA!!! *stomach cramps and ribs break*

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This has to be the most sexist shit I’ve ever read...

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Umm yeah...Atresac is scaring me. =/

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Wow..

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wtf? *smacks Atresac upside the head*

NG4L... You betta teach him some mannas.

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I teach her.

This is an example of a healthy relationship.

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No, that’s an example of “she’s only letting you think you’re teaching her. But in all honesty, like every other guy with his girl, you do everything she says."

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Cid, let me tell you something.

Before I met NG4L, she never owned a non-nintendo system

Before I met her, she thought dead baby jokes were sick

Before I met her, she couldn’t stand metal

Now:

She owns a PS2

She has an appreciation for black humor that even rivals my own.

She is a huge metalhead, from classics like Maiden to brutal shit like Amon Amarth.

I have done my job well.