| 24 Nov 2007 08:46 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 0 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 34 OFFLINE | ... uhhh hi... i think I need sleep, but please... where do babies come from? ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:48 pm |
you are smart Rep: 48  Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 16,599 ONLINE | you. ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:48 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 64 Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | ...................... ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:49 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26 Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,500 OFFLINE | When a mommy and a daddy really love eachother. The mommy feels she can trust the daddy and gives him a bat. He then procedes to beat her unconcious with it and steal bits of her stomach lining. The stomach lining is mixed with a small amount of spittle and allowed to grow in the fridge for 8-10 months, until what is now a child is big enough to move around in the real world.
And that’s how babies are made. ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:50 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 0Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 34 OFFLINE | Babies dont come from me you freakin retard.... tehe ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:53 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,500 OFFLINE | TwistedTemptation wrote:
Babies dont come from me you freakin retard.... tehe
Nope, just like my explaination, they come from the fridge.
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:54 pm |
Regular Rep: 1Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Posts: 708 OFFLINE | babies are delivered by one of those carrying pigeons, i mean, birds, they all sprout from the ground in a magical fairy land and taken by the birds and landed on newly married couple’s front porch. | |
| 24 Nov 2007 08:56 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 64Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | Alright..
So..
Seriously..
This is kind of the most utterly retarded, most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen..
Sorry..
I know this is probably a joke..
but seriously. ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 08:57 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 0Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 34 OFFLINE | derdev789 wrote:
When a mommy and a daddy really love eachother. The mommy feels she can trust the daddy and gives him a bat. He then procedes to beat her unconcious with it and steal bits of her stomach lining. The stomach lining is mixed with a small amount of spittle and allowed to grow in the fridge for 8-10 months, until what is now a child is big enough to move around in the real world.
And that’s how babies are made.
I don t ever want a baby
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| 24 Nov 2007 09:00 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 0Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 34 OFFLINE | Is it possible to accidentally shit out a baby? ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 09:02 pm |
when you see it, you'll shit bricks Rep: 33 Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,392 ONLINE | no...well....hmm...that would be really weird. i guess if the chick has the iq of a toad, maybe... ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 09:16 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 64Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | TwistedTemptation wrote:
Is it possible to accidentally shit out a baby?
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| 24 Nov 2007 09:24 pm |
firewolf81NLInot logged in. Guest | You seen aliens right...well after you swallow, the lil sucker gestates in your stomach then when its ready, it bursts out of your crotch with great gusto. | |
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| 24 Nov 2007 10:13 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20 Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,764 OFFLINE | When a mommy loves a daddy, they both get really drunk, and make some bad decisions. And thats how babies are made. ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 11:30 pm |
2 girls 1 cup Rep: 8 Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 12,671 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
When a mommy loves a daddy, they both get really drunk, and make some bad decisions. And thats how babies are made.
Dude she knows how there made. Im sure shes “tried” it enough..
"Man.. It feels good when alot of losers are around. "
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| 24 Nov 2007 11:32 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,764 OFFLINE | I know, just showing my bitterness. ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 11:32 pm |
or just Red Rep: 72 Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 16,991 OFFLINE | When a mommy and a daddy love each other really much, the stork comes and flies down the chimney. Mommy and Daddy pay the stork $23.99, and the stork gives them a seed. They plant the seed in the cellar, and when it grows big enough...
they smoke it, and babies be made. ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 11:35 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 64Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | o.o..
Where are all of you getting your information? ---
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| 24 Nov 2007 11:35 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 20Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,764 OFFLINE | Green_Ninja wrote:
o.o..
Where are all of you getting your information?
My dad.
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