Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T

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Mr. T.
I pity the fool who picks Chuck Norris!!

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Mr. T is a Night Elf Mohawk, just throwin' that out there.

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Society. Thats who wins.

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Mr T would do a drive buy on Chuch Norris

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Kyle, take it from someone who actually lives in Detroit- the most substantial example of a ghetto city- it is spelled “drive by”, not “drive buy”.

And Chuck Norris can’t be killed by guns. You see,

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

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No Mr T would drive by Chuck with a gun made out of 2 paper clips and a hair brush (go A Team)

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Mr T aint afraid of that Mother Fucker he whips his dick out the whole world become’s alittle darker you hear what im saying break yourself fool!

Last edited 11 Dec 2007 07:35 pm by Kyle Knight

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Chuck Norris' is already out. I’ll give you a hint: earth is his left, the moon is his right.

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Although Sean Connery would beat both of these pretentious fools.

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Mother Fucker Mr T has the power of Black on his side the entire void of space and emptyness, The earth may be Chuck’s left and the earth his right but T is infinate comeing in from all side’s bitch, and as for you lol T would smoke you like a cubban.

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Not no comment. I beg to differ; actually.

Chuck Norris is alos black. Not because of his ancestry, because he ate a fucking slave. I am not a racist, but Sean Connery is far superior to Mr. T.

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Sean Connery and Chuck Norris are old gay bashing Homo’s who would tear their nut sack trying to preform a kick T woops there ass amen sucka

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"Mista T” is so poor he had to sell out to keep those rented chains. Pass the Cavociay.

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Actually Mr T is very rich lol, but it’s not the money it’s the respect bitch.

Chuck Norris Martial Art’s is so poor he just dousent do it anymore period Chuck Norris suck’s so bad they had to pull his BF’s penis from his throat with Pliers

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, its not because he’s gay; it’s because he’s run out of women.

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Both men and women are Mr T’s bitch’s and Norris Suck’s so bad he has his own orbit.

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???

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I pitty the fool that cant understand these sentiment’s

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chuck norris would round-house kick mr. T’s head in

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Chuck Norris would roundhouse himself into an early grave trying...