Quest for the manliest music ever

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I’ve come up with by far, the manliest subgenre ever.

Lumberjack Metal

It’d be like viking metal, but manlier. How? Because metal is already the manliest form of music. It deals with violence, sex, and battle. Lumberjacks are the ideal type of man: big, hairy, and a symbol of man’s domination over nature. The lumberjack is all “fuck you you fucking tree, I’m going to cut you down, make you into a bed, and have sex on you”.

Whatchoo think? I think the sound will be a mix between folk metal and speed metal.

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lumberjacks > vikings

WTF?

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A brutal mix of blast beats, dissodant riff harmonies, death vocal,s and neo classical solos. Lyrical content includes fucking, battle, fucking in battle, swords, tequila, swords and tequila, and Chuck norris.

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how do u define the manliest music ever?

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the music that is closest to the musical personification of whiskey and sex.

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Oh my god.

Anyway, Manowar wins tbh. Even if their loincloths are everysoslightly homoerotic.

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LMAO (for real) I could imagine that becoming a form of metal.

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I don’t know about sex, but I’ll take the whiskey definition