Things Christians do to piss of atheists.

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This is just a short list of how Christians like to annoy us Atheist. Add to if I haven’t covered them all..

1. Tell them that they can’t love anyone.. that’s why they can’t love God.
2. Insist there is a God, and show them where it says so in the Bible.
3. Tell them that the universe is too complex to “just exist” and must have benn created by a God who “just exists”.
4. Make up statistics.
5. Accuse them of persecuting you.
6. Cite Kent Hovind as a legitimate source of information.. and call him “Dr. Hovind”.
7. Tell them they know in their hearts that God exists.
8. Use bad maths to back up you claims.
9. When given a Bible verse that looks bad, say “that’s what the verse says, but that’s not what it means”.
10. Repeat something over and over, as if that makes it true.
11. Ask them how the know God isn’t real if they can’t see the air.
12. Say “God doesn’t believe in atheists”.
13. Say that “God still believes in them whether or not they believe in God”.
14. Insist that a person who makes Christianity look bad was not a true Christain.
15. Tell them that a banana is proof that God exists.
16. Claim that archaeology is proof of the Bible’s truth.
17. Claim that atheism is a belief.
18. Offer insane apologetics books in the hopes that they haven’t heard the arguments in them a thousand times already.
19. Explain that 52 children that where torn to bits by two bears sent by God where not really children but spawn of Satan.
20. Insist that Thomas Jefferson was a Christian.
21. Claim that Darwin recanted evolution on this deathbed.
22. Say that evolution is not proven.. therefore the bible is correct.
23. Tell them it’s their responsibility to prove that God doesn’t exist.
24. Say that God can’t reveal himself with any real proof, because that would remove the need for faith.
25. When something awful happens, tell them not to blame God.. he does’t interfere.
26. When something wonderful happens, tell them to credit God.. he made it happen.
27. Constantly attemp to equate atheism with theism.
28. Tell them about Christ’s plan for salvation for the billionth time and assume they have never heard it before.
29. Tell them that everyone has faith in SOMETHING.
30. Ask how they can have any morals if they don’t believe in God.
31. Insist that homosexuality is a choice.
32. Tell them that it’s not a religion.. it’s a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
33. Start your own university dedicated to religious narrow-mindedness and restricktion of free choice.. and name it “Liberty”.
34. Ask saps for money on your television show.
35. Avoid taxes and regulations because you’re doing God’s work.
36. Grossly misunderstand the word “theory”.
37. Declare that without God there are no ultimate answers to anything.
38. Reply to every statement they make, “that’s only your opinion”.
39. Point to something in nature that’s really cool, and call it proof of God’s existence.
40. Insist that a denomination of Protestantism founded in the nineteenth century is the only ture way.
- from ramunematt
41. Thinking evolution and the big bang are part of the same theory
42. Claiming creationism as science
43. Picking and choosing verses from the Bible
44. Thinking that it’s okay to act like monkeys if evolution is true
45. Ignoring all fossil evidence for evolution
46. The Creation Museum
47. Not realizing that omnipotence creates a paradox
48. Saying god works in mysterious ways
49. Thinking that it makes more sense that complex intelligent matter (god) spontaneously appeared rather than simple matter spontaneously appearing
50. Not knowing where some parts of their religion REALLY come from (i.e. the cross, Jesus, Christmas)
51. Thinking our america was founded on Christianity by Christians
52. Not giving any satisfactory answers to questions they don’t want science to answer.
53. Make a alternate account on forums, take part of a athiest name and try to act like a idiot and claim to be that athiest
54. Make up stupid childish jokes that only a stupid thiest would laught at.

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Thinking evolution and the big bang are part of the same theory, claiming creationism as science, picking and choosing verses from the Bible, thinking that it’s okay to act like monkeys if evolution is true, ignoring all fossil evidence for evolution, the Creation Museum, not realizing that omnipotence creates a paradox, saying god works in mysterious ways, thinking that it makes more sense that complex intelligent matter (god) spontaneously appeared rather than simple matter spontaneously appearing, not knowing where some parts of their religion REALLY come from (i.e. the cross, Jesus, Christmas), thinking our country was founded on Christianity by Christians, and finally, not giving any satisfactory answers to questions they don’t want science to answer.

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Wow can’t believe I missed all these.. I bet Ill get over 100.

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when they celebrate xmas say “ur just jealous because you don’t have there own holiday on the holidays"

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Really??? I never heard a christian say that..

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Not admitting the possibility of any other gods.


Equating atheism with devil worship



Equating an atheist with stalin, and get pissed when they are equated to hitler



Them not believing they have to explain their faith, when you have to tell your entire life story so they can so called “understand the atheist mindset”


Believing in SRA

Take credit for good things and people, like Mother teresa, but denouncing bad things, like the inquisition.

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Not klnowing the difference between Laveyan and Theistic Satanism.

Not realizing the passion was originally done to incite violence against jews.

Saying Islam causes violence


Saying gays dont get to be married, since its “unnatural”


Saying something repetitively and loudly, seemingly making it true.

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i would.

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I didn’t read your list.. I read the first one and stopped because of how biased it is against Christians.. Really.. The common Christian rule is that God loves all people, even sinners. Which atheists would be classified as. Any Christian who says that is one of the extremist that normal Christians (or at least I) don’t associate with.

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Extreme Christians... normal Christians... you both believe in the same Bible.

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I totally agree.

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oh, yeah, we follow the same religion, so we MUST all think that atheists are the scum of the earth...O.o

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But do we all annoy you?

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Well, since the list says we do, I guess so.

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I just get pissy when a christian acts like this. If you’re christian, and you aren’t a complete tool, whatever, I dont care.

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wow, i had no idea i thought atheists were incapable of love. man, this sucks. i must hate most of my friends. O.o

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Yeah, me too.

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my point is...that stuff is pretty funny. i’ll give you that. but, don’t say that it applies to every christian. that just makes you look retarded.

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Athiest go under the same category as every one else who doesn’t believe what you believe. We are unbelievers.. in you great bible unbelievers must be killed.

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lol no