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03 Jan 2008 01:58 pm
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Cid Highwind wrote:
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kev360 wrote:
Cid Highwind wrote:
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Kyle Knight wrote: so why do some people think Pirate’s me wonder’s...is it cus of Pirate’s of the Caribean??? lmfao


Nah. Deep down everybody knows that a pirate can’t win in a fight.

Manchester is a One Piece fan, so that’s probably why he votes Pirates. Atresac and Weeman think they’re more “manly” Red Calibur.. Ehh.. No idea.

Not only am I a One Piece fan, I believe pirates are more manly than ninjas!
Also, pirates has guns.

ok, but ninjas aren’t retarded. anyways, you want proof for ninja’s being greater then pirates? its time to ASK A NINJA.



Epic Win.

oh yeah. i know its not exactly pirates vs ninjas, but it shows the obvious mass betterness of ninjas.


This is wrong for one reason:

it’s not true.


It greatly opinionated.. It’s just.. Our opinion is better.



Yeah, that’s what will end up happening.


And the pirate will slice all 3 ninjas apart with one swipe.

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03 Jan 2008 02:00 pm
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Dang that’s one cool pirate.

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03 Jan 2008 02:00 pm
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kev360 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Kyle Knight wrote: so why do some people think Pirate’s me wonder’s...is it cus of Pirate’s of the Caribean??? lmfao


Nah. Deep down everybody knows that a pirate can’t win in a fight.

Manchester is a One Piece fan, so that’s probably why he votes Pirates. Atresac and Weeman think they’re more “manly” Red Calibur.. Ehh.. No idea.

Not only am I a One Piece fan, I believe pirates are more manly than ninjas!
Also, pirates has guns.

ok, but ninjas aren’t retarded. anyways, you want proof for ninja’s being greater then pirates? its time to ASK A NINJA.



ask a ninja is funny, but doesn’t prove that ninjas could beat a pirate.

eh, proves that ninjas could bring down krakens np, which is something that pirates seem to have a lot of trouble with.

ANYWAYS, ninjas are all about expertise and control. it is basically like an army of well trained spies/secret agents/whatever, vs a bunch of bandits. honestly, the pirates don’t even stand a chance.


Because that’s such a reliable source.

Anyway, ninja are about lying and being general douches. Like going up to a samurai with their back to them, because they knew samurai couldn’t attack an enemy from behind, then turn around to kill them. Ninja weren’t about expertise or control so much as they were about sneaking and stealing. They rarely ever had to actually fight anyone. Ever. Pirates have more fighting experience, thus are better suit for such a battle.

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03 Jan 2008 02:01 pm
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I love ask a Ninja

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03 Jan 2008 02:02 pm
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Pirates with their cannons and ships alone pwn ninjas.

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03 Jan 2008 02:03 pm
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So, is the One Piece team on the pirates side?

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03 Jan 2008 02:04 pm
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Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Kyle Knight wrote: so why do some people think Pirate’s me wonder’s...is it cus of Pirate’s of the Caribean??? lmfao


Nah. Deep down everybody knows that a pirate can’t win in a fight.

Manchester is a One Piece fan, so that’s probably why he votes Pirates. Atresac and Weeman think they’re more “manly” Red Calibur.. Ehh.. No idea.

Not only am I a One Piece fan, I believe pirates are more manly than ninjas!
Also, pirates has guns.

ok, but ninjas aren’t retarded. anyways, you want proof for ninja’s being greater then pirates? its time to ASK A NINJA.



ask a ninja is funny, but doesn’t prove that ninjas could beat a pirate.

eh, proves that ninjas could bring down krakens np, which is something that pirates seem to have a lot of trouble with.

ANYWAYS, ninjas are all about expertise and control. it is basically like an army of well trained spies/secret agents/whatever, vs a bunch of bandits. honestly, the pirates don’t even stand a chance.


Because that’s such a reliable source.

Anyway, ninja are about lying and being general douches. Like going up to a samurai with their back to them, because they knew samurai couldn’t attack an enemy from behind, then turn around to kill them. Ninja weren’t about expertise or control so much as they were about sneaking and stealing. They rarely ever had to actually fight anyone. Ever. Pirates have more fighting experience, thus are better suit for such a battle.


You see.. That’s just the problem.. Ninja prey on their enemies weaknesses. Pirates love gold, a Ninja would approach the pirate with a plan to locate a large sum of treasure, ask to bring his crew aboard the ship, and when the pirates are switching night shifts, the Ninja would systematically assassinate the pirates.

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If Ask a Ninja Fact’s are true then they win

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Red_Calibur9 wrote: So, is the One Piece team on the pirates side?

If they are I fear for what they will do to the ninjas...

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Red_Calibur9 wrote: A bunch of bandits? More like awesome manly sea bandits with guns and cannons that go find treasure and fight krakens.
Ninjas? They assassinate people... big whoop. Maybe if the ninja had a dagger, and the pirate was drunk and in a coma, and the ninja could move without making noise, it might stab the pirate.

ok, so? think about where japan is. i think they know how to do on ship combat. and, seeing as they do have explosives, all they would have to do is set the pirate ships on fire. hell, ninjas have cannons to.

and, thats just the thing. they can do that, and SO MUCH MORE. most ninjas were contortionists who could twist their body into inhuman shapes that people wouldn’t see in the dark (when looking in the dark, our eyes disregard anything that is not human-like). they are GODS of stealth. they are killing machines.

BUT, i’ll admit, vikings could have a chance against them.

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03 Jan 2008 02:10 pm
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Cid Highwind wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Kyle Knight wrote: so why do some people think Pirate’s me wonder’s...is it cus of Pirate’s of the Caribean??? lmfao


Nah. Deep down everybody knows that a pirate can’t win in a fight.

Manchester is a One Piece fan, so that’s probably why he votes Pirates. Atresac and Weeman think they’re more “manly” Red Calibur.. Ehh.. No idea.

Not only am I a One Piece fan, I believe pirates are more manly than ninjas!
Also, pirates has guns.

ok, but ninjas aren’t retarded. anyways, you want proof for ninja’s being greater then pirates? its time to ASK A NINJA.



ask a ninja is funny, but doesn’t prove that ninjas could beat a pirate.

eh, proves that ninjas could bring down krakens np, which is something that pirates seem to have a lot of trouble with.

ANYWAYS, ninjas are all about expertise and control. it is basically like an army of well trained spies/secret agents/whatever, vs a bunch of bandits. honestly, the pirates don’t even stand a chance.


Because that’s such a reliable source.

Anyway, ninja are about lying and being general douches. Like going up to a samurai with their back to them, because they knew samurai couldn’t attack an enemy from behind, then turn around to kill them. Ninja weren’t about expertise or control so much as they were about sneaking and stealing. They rarely ever had to actually fight anyone. Ever. Pirates have more fighting experience, thus are better suit for such a battle.


You see.. That’s just the problem.. Ninja prey on their enemies weaknesses. Pirates love gold, a Ninja would approach the pirate with a plan to locate a large sum of treasure, ask to bring his crew aboard the ship, and when the pirates are switching night shifts, the Ninja would systematically assassinate the pirates.


Pirates wouldn’t just let anyone aboard their ship. THey’re not dumb.

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03 Jan 2008 02:11 pm
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Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Kyle Knight wrote: so why do some people think Pirate’s me wonder’s...is it cus of Pirate’s of the Caribean??? lmfao


Nah. Deep down everybody knows that a pirate can’t win in a fight.

Manchester is a One Piece fan, so that’s probably why he votes Pirates. Atresac and Weeman think they’re more “manly” Red Calibur.. Ehh.. No idea.

Not only am I a One Piece fan, I believe pirates are more manly than ninjas!
Also, pirates has guns.

ok, but ninjas aren’t retarded. anyways, you want proof for ninja’s being greater then pirates? its time to ASK A NINJA.



ask a ninja is funny, but doesn’t prove that ninjas could beat a pirate.

eh, proves that ninjas could bring down krakens np, which is something that pirates seem to have a lot of trouble with.

ANYWAYS, ninjas are all about expertise and control. it is basically like an army of well trained spies/secret agents/whatever, vs a bunch of bandits. honestly, the pirates don’t even stand a chance.


Because that’s such a reliable source.

Anyway, ninja are about lying and being general douches. Like going up to a samurai with their back to them, because they knew samurai couldn’t attack an enemy from behind, then turn around to kill them. Ninja weren’t about expertise or control so much as they were about sneaking and stealing. They rarely ever had to actually fight anyone. Ever. Pirates have more fighting experience, thus are better suit for such a battle.

thats exactly why they would win. who needs honer? ninjas would destroy the pirates by being little pricks. and, ninjas are amazing fighters. the 18 disciplines that were taught to both ninja and samuri as standard were these:

1. Seishin-teki kyōyō (spiritual refinement)
2. Taijutsu (unarmed combat, using one’s body as the only weapon)
3. Kenjutsu (sword fighting)
4. Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
5. Shurikenjutsu (throwing shuriken)
6. Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
7. Naginatajutsu (naginata fighting)
8. Kusarigamajutsu (kusarigama fighting)
9. Kayakujutsu (pyrotechnics and explosives)
10. Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
11. Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
12. Bajutsu (horsemanship)
13. Sui-ren (water training)
14. Bōryaku (military strategy)
15. Chōhō (espionage)
16. Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
17. Tenmon (meteorology)
18. Chi-mon (geography)

ninjas were EXPERT fighters.

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03 Jan 2008 02:12 pm
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kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote: A bunch of bandits? More like awesome manly sea bandits with guns and cannons that go find treasure and fight krakens.
Ninjas? They assassinate people... big whoop. Maybe if the ninja had a dagger, and the pirate was drunk and in a coma, and the ninja could move without making noise, it might stab the pirate.

ok, so? think about where japan is. i think they know how to do on ship combat. and, seeing as they do have explosives, all they would have to do is set the pirate ships on fire. hell, ninjas have cannons to.

and, thats just the thing. they can do that, and SO MUCH MORE. most ninjas were contortionists who could twist their body into inhuman shapes that people wouldn’t see in the dark (when looking in the dark, our eyes disregard anything that is not human-like). they are GODS of stealth. they are killing machines.

BUT, i’ll admit, vikings could have a chance against them.


That’s just a myth, along with ninjas being able to disappear. Something ninjas would spread because they knew it would help them look better.

They weren’t so much masters of stealth as they were just sneaky. Ninjas never wore all black like they do in the movies.

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Atresac wrote: Pirates wouldn’t just let anyone aboard their ship. THey’re not dumb.


Dude.. Real pirates would take over other ships, take their crew as prisoners, and even invite some of them into their own crew. If they got a lead on a lot of gold.. I.E.. Another ship (full of Shinobi) they’ll take the lead without much thought.

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03 Jan 2008 02:14 pm
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kev360 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Kyle Knight wrote: so why do some people think Pirate’s me wonder’s...is it cus of Pirate’s of the Caribean??? lmfao


Nah. Deep down everybody knows that a pirate can’t win in a fight.

Manchester is a One Piece fan, so that’s probably why he votes Pirates. Atresac and Weeman think they’re more “manly” Red Calibur.. Ehh.. No idea.

Not only am I a One Piece fan, I believe pirates are more manly than ninjas!
Also, pirates has guns.

ok, but ninjas aren’t retarded. anyways, you want proof for ninja’s being greater then pirates? its time to ASK A NINJA.



ask a ninja is funny, but doesn’t prove that ninjas could beat a pirate.

eh, proves that ninjas could bring down krakens np, which is something that pirates seem to have a lot of trouble with.

ANYWAYS, ninjas are all about expertise and control. it is basically like an army of well trained spies/secret agents/whatever, vs a bunch of bandits. honestly, the pirates don’t even stand a chance.


Because that’s such a reliable source.

Anyway, ninja are about lying and being general douches. Like going up to a samurai with their back to them, because they knew samurai couldn’t attack an enemy from behind, then turn around to kill them. Ninja weren’t about expertise or control so much as they were about sneaking and stealing. They rarely ever had to actually fight anyone. Ever. Pirates have more fighting experience, thus are better suit for such a battle.

thats exactly why they would win. who needs honer? ninjas would destroy the pirates by being little pricks. and, ninjas are amazing fighters. the 18 disciplines that were taught to both ninja and samuri as standard were these:

1. Seishin-teki kyōyō (spiritual refinement)
2. Taijutsu (unarmed combat, using one’s body as the only weapon)
3. Kenjutsu (sword fighting)
4. Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
5. Shurikenjutsu (throwing shuriken)
6. Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
7. Naginatajutsu (naginata fighting)
8. Kusarigamajutsu (kusarigama fighting)
9. Kayakujutsu (pyrotechnics and explosives)
10. Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
11. Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
12. Bajutsu (horsemanship)
13. Sui-ren (water training)
14. Bōryaku (military strategy)
15. Chōhō (espionage)
16. Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
17. Tenmon (meteorology)
18. Chi-mon (geography)

ninjas were EXPERT fighters.


They might have been trained in that, but ninjas never, or very rarely, came to a point where they needed any of that. They would sneak into a palace and kill their target while he was sleeping.

Knowing something isn’t the same as using it. Manchester said that Bruce Lee admitted he would lose to Ali.

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Cid Highwind wrote:
Atresac wrote: Pirates wouldn’t just let anyone aboard their ship. THey’re not dumb.


Dude.. Real pirates would take over other ships, take their crew as prisoners, and even invite some of them into their own crew. If they got a lead on a lot of gold.. I.E.. Another ship (full of Shinobi) they’ll take the lead without much thought.


Not without making sure that they were secured in a place where they couldn’t just escape as if they were their best friends.

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Red_Calibur9 wrote: So, is the One Piece team on the pirates side?

If they are I fear for what they will do to the ninjas...


lol.. If One Piece was included, we’d get to base the Ninja on Japanese Lore.. Meaning these Ninjas can teleport, use magic, fly, become invisible, and duplicate themselves.

In other words. One Piece pirates would lose. wink

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Atresac wrote:
Cid Highwind wrote:
Atresac wrote: Pirates wouldn’t just let anyone aboard their ship. THey’re not dumb.


Dude.. Real pirates would take over other ships, take their crew as prisoners, and even invite some of them into their own crew. If they got a lead on a lot of gold.. I.E.. Another ship (full of Shinobi) they’ll take the lead without much thought.


Not without making sure that they were secured in a place where they couldn’t just escape as if they were their best friends.


It didn’t matter. They stripped those prisoners of weapons and sell them off as slaves. They always took the other crew because it was extra money.

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Cid Highwind wrote:
Manchester Black wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote: So, is the One Piece team on the pirates side?

If they are I fear for what they will do to the ninjas...


lol.. If One Piece was included, we’d get to base the Ninja on Japanese Lore.. Meaning these Ninjas can teleport, use magic, fly, become invisible, and duplicate themselves.

In other words. One Piece pirates would lose. wink

If that’s all the mythical ninjas can do, then I’m sorry, but the One Piece pirates would destroy them.

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Atresac wrote:
kev360 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote: A bunch of bandits? More like awesome manly sea bandits with guns and cannons that go find treasure and fight krakens.
Ninjas? They assassinate people... big whoop. Maybe if the ninja had a dagger, and the pirate was drunk and in a coma, and the ninja could move without making noise, it might stab the pirate.

ok, so? think about where japan is. i think they know how to do on ship combat. and, seeing as they do have explosives, all they would have to do is set the pirate ships on fire. hell, ninjas have cannons to.

and, thats just the thing. they can do that, and SO MUCH MORE. most ninjas were contortionists who could twist their body into inhuman shapes that people wouldn’t see in the dark (when looking in the dark, our eyes disregard anything that is not human-like). they are GODS of stealth. they are killing machines.

BUT, i’ll admit, vikings could have a chance against them.


That’s just a myth, along with ninjas being able to disappear. Something ninjas would spread because they knew it would help them look better.

They weren’t so much masters of stealth as they were just sneaky. Ninjas never wore all black like they do in the movies.

eh, if they were sneaky, chances are they had godly stealth. its hard to sneak around if your wearing neon lights and yelling on a blow horn.

well, they did wear black, just not necessarily all black. but, they would have worn all black colors, unless they had a deathwish.

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