George W. Bush’s Answer:
Look, it’s tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it’s tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it’s tough. I read the report. But the chicken’s on the march. And it will get the job done .
Albert Einstein’s Answer:
That depends on the observer’s inertial frame of reference.
Cast of Lost’s Answer:
Jack Sheppard: I don’t know, maybe the chicken was just moving in that direction. Why does it have to mean anything that it crossed the road?
John Locke: The Island demanded that the chicken cross at that moment.
Sawyer: Why are you so interested in the damn chicken, Colonel Sanders? Tired of mangos?
Sayid, calmly: I know more about chickens and the use of them crossing roads than I care to remember. I don’t know what is more disturbing. The fact that that chicken has crossed the road, or that it has only three toes.
Early Shannon: Ohmygod Boone, why should we care if the chicken crossed the road or not? It has nothing to do with us.
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes: Dude, did you see a chicken come this way?
The Cast of House’s Answer:
Cameron: We should watch the chicken, but not force it or manipulate it. Find out what that tells us about its past actions, but not do anything dishonest.
Chase: It’s just a chicken. It was probably running away from some fat American kid.
Foreman: You’re both wrong it’s a neurological reaction to stimuli. Come on people.
House: Actually you’re all wrong. The real question is why should we care? The answer is we shouldn’t. Next case. Oh and give me my damn pills!
Cid wrote:
I’m finding these dead baby jokes disturbing and sickening. >_<
...but...why?
Hmm.. It probably has something to do with the fact that just yesterday I was holding my cousin’s baby in my arms.. =/
eh, that doesn’t really bother me ever. haha. course, i haven’t touched my cousin’s lil kid for a while. being sick and all...who knew, i’m actually not a heartless jackass.
Cid wrote:
I’m finding these dead baby jokes disturbing and sickening. >_<
...but...why?
Hmm.. It probably has something to do with the fact that just yesterday I was holding my cousin’s baby in my arms.. =/
eh, that doesn’t really bother me ever. haha. course, i haven’t touched my cousin’s lil kid for a while. being sick and all...who knew, i’m actually not a heartless jackass.
*shrugs some* Meh.. I’ve other reasons that I care not to explain on the grounds that what little manliness I have left will be jeopardized. lol
Cid wrote:
I’m finding these dead baby jokes disturbing and sickening. >_<
...but...why?
Hmm.. It probably has something to do with the fact that just yesterday I was holding my cousin’s baby in my arms.. =/
eh, that doesn’t really bother me ever. haha. course, i haven’t touched my cousin’s lil kid for a while. being sick and all...who knew, i’m actually not a heartless jackass.
*shrugs some* Meh.. I’ve other reasons that I care not to explain on the grounds that what little manliness I have left will be jeopardized. lol
haha, fair enough. i guess that makes sense. dead baby jokes ARE only for a select audience after all.
Cid wrote:
I’m finding these dead baby jokes disturbing and sickening. >_<
...but...why?
Hmm.. It probably has something to do with the fact that just yesterday I was holding my cousin’s baby in my arms.. =/
eh, that doesn’t really bother me ever. haha. course, i haven’t touched my cousin’s lil kid for a while. being sick and all...who knew, i’m actually not a heartless jackass.
*shrugs some* Meh.. I’ve other reasons that I care not to explain on the grounds that what little manliness I have left will be jeopardized. lol
haha, fair enough. i guess that makes sense. dead baby jokes ARE only for a select audience after all.
Shoulda put one for Rockman Kenny and The Guy that voted for Superman in the Superman vs. Phoenix Ikki debate.
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Ikki wins the fight no doubt... Ikki always increase his power while superman decreasing his power... Superman need yellow sun so does Ikki... But Ikki even without sun Ikki always increase his power during the fight...
Chick cross the street...
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