| 14 Jan 2008 10:24 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 23  Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,898 OFFLINE | jomas the grunt wrote:
Atresac wrote:
It makes no sense at all. You’re just saying that the names were switched. You can call God “Satan” instead of “God” but he’s still god.
lol he’s emo
Who is?
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| 14 Jan 2008 10:24 pm |
in soviet russia, grunt kills you! Rep: 40 Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 6,679 ONLINE | Sean of the Living wrote:
jomas the grunt wrote:
Atresac wrote:
It makes no sense at all. You’re just saying that the names were switched. You can call God “Satan” instead of “God” but he’s still god.
lol he’s emo
Who is?
gplex
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| 14 Jan 2008 10:25 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 23Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,898 OFFLINE | jomas the grunt wrote:
Sean of the Living wrote:
jomas the grunt wrote:
Atresac wrote:
It makes no sense at all. You’re just saying that the names were switched. You can call God “Satan” instead of “God” but he’s still god.
lol he’s emo
Who is?
gplex
lol.
To me the word “Gplex” sounds like some kind of aerobics machine.
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| 14 Jan 2008 10:54 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 52  Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,929 OFFLINE | Seans just being stupid, trying to say satan is only capable of evil, when we all know he use to be a angel.
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| 14 Jan 2008 10:55 pm |
Ace of 'Nades Rep: 65 Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 16,506 OFFLINE | Gplex wrote:
Seans just being stupid, trying to say satan is only capable of evil, when we all know he use to be a angel.
An evil angel. An ex-angel.
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| 15 Jan 2008 12:38 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 23Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,898 OFFLINE | In Christianity angels are a species, whether good or bad. It’s just the bad ones are called demons. Nevertheless, the demons are still angels.
And... you didn’t seem to have a rebuttal about the Biblical prophecy of Cyrus conquering Babylon, did you? Stuck for words Gplex? Why don’t you just find an out of context YouTube video to believe and post it on here?
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| 19 Jan 2008 07:08 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 52Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,929 OFFLINE | Sean of the Living wrote:
In Christianity angels are a species, whether good or bad. It’s just the bad ones are called demons. Nevertheless, the demons are still angels.
And... you didn’t seem to have a rebuttal about the Biblical prophecy of Cyrus conquering Babylon, did you? Stuck for words Gplex? Why don’t you just find an out of context YouTube video to believe and post it on here?
I dont know what you are trying to point out in the first paragraph, but I dont know anything about this cyrus conquering babylon... but I know of other wars where “god” says you will win this battle, and they get their ass handed to them...
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| 21 Jan 2008 02:26 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 18 Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 2,157 OFFLINE | i think a guy wrote the bible. just because im atheist and dont believe in satan.
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| 24 Jan 2008 10:25 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 52Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,929 OFFLINE | Forsaken Corpse wrote:
i think a guy wrote the bible. just because im atheist and dont believe in satan.
With all the killing raping, and soul destroying, wouldnt you say its morelikly that satan wrote the bible?
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| 24 Jan 2008 11:25 pm |
Regular Rep: 6Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 329 OFFLINE | Then quit raping and destroying little GORILLA’s souls for nonexistant-God’s sake!!!
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| 15 May 2008 08:38 am |
ramonedexter Guest | yeah gplex i see where you’re coming from.
The bible may not be as it appears.
I’d say that probably the figure we know as “God” is actually an evil bastard.
Without reducing this to swapping names, Lets say that “God” wants our souls, wants to destroy and plunder the world. He’s a horrible cunt, and he wants only bad to come of things.
Jesus C may be the son of an all knowing, all loving being (possibly referred to as satan in the bible), but the circumstances of his life and death may not be as told in the bible.
Apart from these solid propositions, which may or may not be true, i’m sure everyone will agree that there is more to the bible than we can see. It has depths, and speaks in riddles and foreign language. All the editions of it we read are translated from an original, but apart from that it says a lot of stuff which can be taken in different ways.
As mere humans (as opposed to historians ), we can’t presume to understand the forces which caused the bible to be written.
I think it may depict something more sinister than we expect. Like Satan and stuff.
In fact i think we should all convert to Satanism, since its probably Satan who is the good guy in the structure THAT WE HAVE CREATED as humans.
We got the wrong idea. “God” as we know him is EVIL. We need to renounce our faith and sell our souls.
I’m not going first though.
Please don’t kill me for blaspheming your lord.
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| 15 May 2008 09:58 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 24 Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 1,014 OFFLINE | ramonedexter wrote:
yeah gplex i see where you’re coming from.
The bible may not be as it appears.
I’d say that probably the figure we know as “God” is actually an evil bastard.
Without reducing this to swapping names, Lets say that “God” wants our souls, wants to destroy and plunder the world. He’s a horrible cunt, and he wants only bad to come of things.
Jesus C may be the son of an all knowing, all loving being (possibly referred to as satan in the bible), but the circumstances of his life and death may not be as told in the bible.
Apart from these solid propositions, which may or may not be true, i’m sure everyone will agree that there is more to the bible than we can see. It has depths, and speaks in riddles and foreign language. All the editions of it we read are translated from an original, but apart from that it says a lot of stuff which can be taken in different ways.
As mere humans (as opposed to historians ), we can’t presume to understand the forces which caused the bible to be written.
I think it may depict something more sinister than we expect. Like Satan and stuff.
In fact i think we should all convert to Satanism, since its probably Satan who is the good guy in the structure THAT WE HAVE CREATED as humans.
We got the wrong idea. “God” as we know him is EVIL. We need to renounce our faith and sell our souls.
I’m not going first though.
Please don’t kill me for blaspheming your lord.
Hehe, I like this. I know there there was one group calling themselves Luciferian’s. Not to be directly confused with Satanists. Though some from both groups believe that Lucifer set us free back in Eden by encouraging us to eat the fruit of knowledge. We were freed from servitude and bondage, and gained wisdom.
For the Luciferian’s, gaining knowledge and wisdom is their prime goal, dedicating their lives to study. They believe in Lucifer as the “Morning Star” “The Light-bearer” and the “God of this world” as stated in the bible (in 2 Corinthians 4:4 and 'lord of this world' in the Book of John 12:31), while God rules the Heavens. . And they believe in him in more of a pantheistic style.
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| 15 May 2008 02:55 pm |
Bitches don't know bout my Dhaos Laser. Rep: 49 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 10,877 ONLINE | Khorib wrote:
ramonedexter wrote:
yeah gplex i see where you’re coming from.
The bible may not be as it appears.
I’d say that probably the figure we know as “God” is actually an evil bastard.
Without reducing this to swapping names, Lets say that “God” wants our souls, wants to destroy and plunder the world. He’s a horrible cunt, and he wants only bad to come of things.
Jesus C may be the son of an all knowing, all loving being (possibly referred to as satan in the bible), but the circumstances of his life and death may not be as told in the bible.
Apart from these solid propositions, which may or may not be true, i’m sure everyone will agree that there is more to the bible than we can see. It has depths, and speaks in riddles and foreign language. All the editions of it we read are translated from an original, but apart from that it says a lot of stuff which can be taken in different ways.
As mere humans (as opposed to historians ), we can’t presume to understand the forces which caused the bible to be written.
I think it may depict something more sinister than we expect. Like Satan and stuff.
In fact i think we should all convert to Satanism, since its probably Satan who is the good guy in the structure THAT WE HAVE CREATED as humans.
We got the wrong idea. “God” as we know him is EVIL. We need to renounce our faith and sell our souls.
I’m not going first though.
Please don’t kill me for blaspheming your lord.
Hehe, I like this. I know there there was one group calling themselves Luciferian’s. Not to be directly confused with Satanists. Though some from both groups believe that Lucifer set us free back in Eden by encouraging us to eat the fruit of knowledge. We were freed from servitude and bondage, and gained wisdom.
For the Luciferian’s, gaining knowledge and wisdom is their prime goal, dedicating their lives to study. They believe in Lucifer as the “Morning Star” “The Light-bearer” and the “God of this world” as stated in the bible (in 2 Corinthians 4:4 and 'lord of this world' in the Book of John 12:31), while God rules the Heavens. . And they believe in him in more of a pantheistic style.
That actually makes sence.
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| 15 May 2008 03:23 pm |
in soviet russia, grunt kills you! Rep: 40Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 6,679 ONLINE | buddha wrote the bible
duh
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| 15 May 2008 03:26 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 24Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 1,014 OFFLINE | How about this... Humans wrote the bible... and if god exists, he is both good and evil... therefore Neutral... and just doesn’t give a shit.
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| 15 May 2008 03:28 pm |
in soviet russia, grunt kills you! Rep: 40Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 6,679 ONLINE | Khorib wrote:
How about this... Humans wrote the bible... and if god exists, he is both good and evil... therefore Neutral... and just doesn’t give a shit.
buddha was human...
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| 15 May 2008 03:30 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 24Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 1,014 OFFLINE | Are you kidding me?! Buddha would never write garbage like the bible..
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| 15 May 2008 03:33 pm |
in soviet russia, grunt kills you! Rep: 40Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 6,679 ONLINE | Khorib wrote:
Are you kidding me?! Buddha would never write garbage like the bible..
but he wrote the da vinci code
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| 15 May 2008 03:46 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 24Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 1,014 OFFLINE | :P
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| 15 May 2008 04:20 pm |
Nyarlathotep Rep: 12 Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 6,923 OFFLINE | Gplex wrote:
Sean of the Living wrote:
Gplex wrote:
Sean of the Living wrote:
Gplex wrote:
How do you know? How do you know that god was created by satan and that god try to better us and now god is in hell? How do you know? So you are saying they are all out of context? If they are not then the bible is still very very evil.
And now we present to all the other posters:
THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO GPLEX:
4004BC:
Satan makes God and makes him a threat to his existence and power for no reason.
2500BC:
Satan writes the Bible, where he makes himself look evil and his archenemy, God, look good.
0A 
God sends a prophet to lead us away from Satan. Satan get’s people to write a book glorifying this prophet, who is his nemesis, and makes himself look bad. Then he sends God to hell, which is dumb because he could have just done it in the first place and not have to wait 4004 YEARS to let God mislead his creations away from him.
Any questions?
You left one thing out satan named himslef god and god satan.
Why the hell did you mention that? You just made yourself look even more ignorant.
I dont understand.. how am I ignorant? isnt it more plausable then god? Have you read the bible?
If Satan called himself God and God, Satan, then the Bible is still true, the names are just backwards. Almost all of what you posted is from the Old Testament, which was written for the jews. The New Testament is the one you should be looking at.
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