Me VS Chuck Norris

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I can beat the shit out of Chuck Norris.

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if you can then how would u do it?

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Chuck Norris would zap you with his lasers that come out of his fingers. Then he tackle you and strangle you. You would lose rockman.

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chuck norris would murder your whole city my friend:/

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Yep.

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i bet he won’t last 60 secs. how much do you wager?

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i say less then 5 seconds
wait how long does it take to flick someone?
if over 5 seconds then i’ll have to raise it

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Rockman would wet himself. I would.

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lol

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Are you a karate master? No? Then fighting chuck norris is suicidal.

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i’m bruce lee

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Then chuck wins.

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chuck has been served an ass whuppin by bruce on more than one occasion

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I was unaware of this. Thanks for filling me in.

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He would severly hurt AND kill you, just to add insult to injury.