Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings vs. United States vs. 300 vs Dragon ball Z

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i thought that he didnt choose. it was the ring. so therefore he is controlled by his own ring. the ring has manipulated his creator into doing its bidding.

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"Sauron catches the kamehameha, fashions it into a toupee, and hands it back to Krillin. He can do this because he’s a Maia. And thats just how they roll."

Really? A “Maia”? Looks more like a “Jane” or a “Darbie” to me what with his festive fashion accessories

“After attempting to gift Krillin with hair,"

Didn’t know he swung that way. That would explain the consistent phallacy of his gear tho.

“Sauron loses patience and uses the God Mace as a pool stick to effeciently knock the cue-ball that is Krillins head into the ball pocket that is his ass."

Clearly defying physics as he does so..... And judging from the fact that this “God Mace” only sends those mere human soldiers flying 40 or so feet I’m gonna say Sauron’s litte toy that he got along with the power-ranger-badguy helmet shatters the second it touches Krillin’s head.

“Sauron then removes his “power ranger badguy” helmet, to reveal the evil eye that has the power to steal life from anyone who dares to defy Sauron. But assuming he does this epicly, Krillin will have already either bled out from having his head ripped off, or suffocated from the aforementioned head, being in the aforementioned ass."

By the time Sauron manages to get that ridiculous piece of junk off his skull Krillin will have punched him in the groin so hard his balls blast upward through his body, out into the sky and reach escape velocity. Middle-earth continues to live on in fear of the “Great Flaming Mansacks in the Sky” for ages to come.

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damn... that shit was good

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*bows*

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You obviously do not know what a Maia is. In case you are now wondering, its something that pwns the hell out of Krillin.



Just because he feels bad for Krillin looking like a shaved testacle, doesn’t mean he would like to “tap that”. I don’t think Krillin’s ever gotten any, man or woman though, so he may just come onto Sauron. This would prove a fatal mistake however, as the only way Sauron swings, is fatally. As in, with his God Mace.



Sauron can defy physics if he wants to. Because again, he’s a Maia. And thats JUST HOW THEY ROLL. And the reason he doesn’t wipe that entire army out with one swipe, is that he is enjoying causing the suffering of those people, and the fear they display. If you listen to the narrative in the actual movie, it even says that Sauron’s power was by then, far too great for even the last alliance of men and elves to defeat. It was mere luck, and chance that Isildur’s reflexive swipe of his elven blade (blessed by Istari) cut the one finger Sauron had the One Ring on. The Mace would not shatter, as it is shiny head resistant. As well as being indestructable, as it is forged of Hate, branded in Malice, and wrought from the fires of Mount Doom.



That “ridiculous peice of Junk” is more durable and sturdy than Krillin’s entire body. And just so you know, Sauron has the power to spawn life, thus, he has no need for a scrotum. You, however, well.....

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"You obviously do not know what a Maia is. In case you are now wondering, its something that pwns the hell out of Krillin."

I still say he looks more like a Jenny

“Just because he feels bad for Krillin looking like a shaved testacle, doesn’t mean he would like to “tap that”."

If you say so, he sure does like his phallic objects though doesn’t he? The mace, the helmet, the tower. Wow this guy is frikkin obsessed with dicks.

“I don’t think Krillin’s ever gotten any, man or woman though, so he may just come onto Sauron."

Totally ignoring his smoking hot android wife. But do continue, I find your lack of common sense funny

“This would prove a fatal mistake however, as the only way Sauron swings, is fatally. As in, with his God Mace."

Yeah again with that bonus toy he got with the helmet. It aint gonna work buddy, see those men flying around cause of Sauron’s swinging? Yeah, when Sauron gets beefy enough to send those guys into escape velocity we’ll talk. Till then, Krillin>Sauron in strength.

“Sauron can defy physics if he wants to. Because again, he’s a Maia. And thats JUST HOW THEY ROLL."

Maybe Jennifer, or Shauna....hmm..

“And the reason he doesn’t wipe that entire army out with one swipe, is that he is enjoying causing the suffering of those people, and the fear they display. If you listen to the narrative in the actual movie, it even says that Sauron’s power was by then, far too great for even the last alliance of men and elves to defeat."

In terms of comic book/manga realm, you don’t really have to be all that strong to be too much for an army of men and elves.

“It was mere luck, and chance that Isildur’s reflexive swipe of his elven blade (blessed by Istari) cut the one finger Sauron had the One Ring on."

And Sauron didn’t have the super human reflexes, perception and speed to evade it? A normal human’s swing? Wow Krillin’s gonna end this guy ten ways from sunday.

“The Mace would not shatter, as it is shiny head resistant. As well as being indestructable, as it is forged of Hate, branded in Malice, and wrought from the fires of Mount Doom."

Woopie. So it’s durable, that doesn’t make it powerful. Again, those men ain’t flying far and if Sauron was half the beast you are making him out to be through your fanboy BJ then he’d be capable of way more interesting ways to induce suffering in those guys then just throwing them aroundd with his mace.

“That “ridiculous peice of Junk” is more durable and sturdy than Krillin’s entire body. And just so you know, Sauron has the power to spawn life, thus, he has no need for a scrotum. You, however, well...."

Yeah I’ve got three, it’s weird but it gets the job done. But seriously, don’t be too mad about Sauron’s nuts being put into cosmic orbit. It’s just that he was stupid enough to challenge Krillin, you can only expect as much. Seriously, I’d like to see Sauron try to get that thing off his head, I’m sure it’s a riot.

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Oh wow he used big type! I’m scared

Seriously dude, you need to get off Sauron’s pole for like 5 minutes. That MC VS Sauron thread, seriously what was up with that? You basically spent 4 pages sucking Sauron off and prattling on about he was the greatest thing ever and that Cheif had no chance. The whole point of a Versus topic is that the person making them puts two people who are actually EVEN MATCHED, not so that you have an excuse to go on and on about how much your nipples get hard for Sauron. I mean seriously dude, Sauron? Of all the badguys out there, Sauron? What’s the attraction? Maybe I’ll just follow what you did and make a Krillin VS handicap ant thread so I can prattle on about Krillin for 15 pages. Oh wait, I don’t like Krillin that much, cause I ain’t obsessed with him. Oh well.

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Dude, a Maia is similar to a freaking Demi God. And Sauron is actually one of the most powerful Maia. What you guys don’t understand is that:

1) Sauron cannot be killed conventionally.

2) The ring is Sauron and Sauron is the ring.

3) The ring has an EXTREMELY powerful addictive power that enables it to control all it’s users, except Sauron, who kind of is part of the ring. Thus, if anyone kills Sauron, they will probably be unable to destroy the ring and become enslaved by it, and therefore enslaved by Sauron.

In fact, only very noble people like Frodo and Tom Bombadil have been known to totally resist it. Even kind hearted Biblo struggled to get rid of it, and I very much doubt he would actually be able to destroy it. Let alone power mad characters like Darth Vader, King Leindos, George Bush and Goku.

Trust me. Stealing the ring from Sauron won’t make you more powerful, it will enable Sauron to control you.

Besides, Sauron has more powers of creation and imitation of armies and shaping of landscapes than all the others. His powers are more subtle, yet very powerful.

4) Sauron isn’t the only powerful being in LotR. The Valar alone could obliterate all opposition and it wouldn’t suprise me if a more poweful Maia or Ainur could single handedly do it themselves.

LotR wins this one easily.



First of all, there is a difference between a fair fight and an equal one. If all fights were equal, they would totally be a draw. A fair fight is one that isn’t rigged or decieving.

Second of all, Connery is doing what you should all be doing. Going with the most logical side, instead of the one you like the most. You obviously don’t know jack shit about Sauron or his capabilities. You obviously haven’t even read Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion and thus are in no position to judge.

Last edited 18 Jan 2008 12:37 am by Sean of the Living

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Eru is from the Lord of the Rings universe, and he could obviously destroy all the opposing sides before they even existed. Seriously, even if all the other sides ganged up Eru could kill them all an infinite number of times.

In fact, a single Vala alone could do it. You don’t have a clue of what you’re talking about.

Last edited 16 May 2008 10:00 pm by Sean of the Living

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Sauron easily takes everyone he is a maia - demi god
with the power the spawn armies and he cannot be physicaly killed if he dies his spirit lkives on and can create a new body for himself which was shown many twice in The Fall of Numenor and when he returned after the last alliance as the Necromancer

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DBZ phanboi nukes>DBZ fighters.

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Lol you’re mistaking Goku for Superman.