| 11 Feb 2008 12:17 pm |
Regular Rep: 0 Joined: 08 Feb 2008 Posts: 106 OFFLINE | norris rule over all bitches ---
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| 11 Feb 2008 02:50 pm |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | If Seagal could fight like that like
he does in his movies,then surley he
would beat Chuck Norris. Steven Seagal
is after all the “master of breaking
people’s hands" | |
| 11 Feb 2008 02:52 pm |
Thanatos, God of Death Rep: 62  Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 14,446 OFFLINE | Ragnar Fortiscue wrote:
If Seagal could fight like that like
he does in his movies,then surley he
would beat Chuck Norris. Steven Seagal
is after all the “master of breaking
people’s hands”
Do you not know what Chuck Norris can do?
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| 11 Feb 2008 03:02 pm |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | Do you know what Steven Seagal can do? | |
| 11 Feb 2008 03:09 pm |
Thanatos, God of Death Rep: 62Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 14,446 OFFLINE | Ragnar Fortiscue wrote:
Do you know what Steven Seagal can do?
nope.
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| 11 Feb 2008 11:39 pm |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
Ragnar Fortiscue wrote:
If Seagal could fight like that like
he does in his movies,then surley he
would beat Chuck Norris. Steven Seagal
is after all the “master of breaking
people’s hands”
Do you not know what Chuck Norris can do?
Nope | |
| 11 Feb 2008 11:41 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 26 Joined: 08 Feb 2008 Posts: 3,105 OFFLINE | This is what Chuck can do.
1outofDAinfinite wrote:
Everyday I think people can’t get any more stupid everyday I’m proven wrong.
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| 12 Feb 2008 01:07 am |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | The Dahaka wrote:
This is what Chuck can do.
[img]http://ui30.gamespot.com/1853/zombiesomgz_4.gif[/img]
Shoot Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 13 Feb 2008 10:30 am |
The Magnificent Guest | Steven Seagal | |
| 13 Feb 2008 11:02 am |
Thanatos, God of Death Rep: 62Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 14,446 OFFLINE | If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
plus
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. ---
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| 13 Feb 2008 12:10 pm |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
plus
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
That is a very intresting theory but the only person I think can do all those things and even more is Bruce Lee.As for Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal-you know my answer. | |
| 13 Feb 2008 12:22 pm |
Thanatos, God of Death Rep: 62Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 14,446 OFFLINE | Ragnar Fortiscue wrote:
ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
plus
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
That is a very intresting theory but the only person I think can do all those things and even more is Bruce Lee.As for Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal-you know my answer.
thats not even half of what Chuck Norris can do. You can’t match his roundhouse kick. It’s a scientific law.
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| 13 Feb 2008 03:42 pm |
Regular Rep: 1Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Posts: 708 OFFLINE | norris’s moustache will punch a hole in seagal’s face | |
| 13 Feb 2008 09:12 pm |
Shadow Goku336 Guest | Norris!!! | |
| 14 Feb 2008 06:59 am |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
Ragnar Fortiscue wrote:
ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
plus
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
That is a very intresting theory but the only person I think can do all those things and even more is Bruce Lee.As for Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal-you know my answer.
thats not even half of what Chuck Norris can do. You can’t match his roundhouse kick. It’s a scientific law.
Chuck Norris is a like a normal fighter,all those
“fake facts” about him sneazing with his open or whatever are just....well how can I put it....
blown out of proportion.Anyway like I said before
the only man “powerfull enough” to pull those stunts is Bruce Lee.The ONLY HUMAN who can go toe
to toe with even Spiderman,as for Steven Seagal vs Chuck Norris-Steven Seagal all the way!!!!!!! | |
| 15 Feb 2008 12:25 pm |
Lara Lee aka Tracy Lee Guest | I don’t know.Steven Seagal is so fast with his hands,it’s hard for bad guys to even touch him.He brakes and snaps your ends with ease,if he could do this in real life he would kick the sh**t out of Chuck Norris.Hell Steven Seagal
would be the second greatest martial artist after Bruce Lee | |
| 16 Feb 2008 12:31 pm |
Ryo Ketchum Guest | I think I agree with you | |
| 17 Feb 2008 09:37 am |
Codie Forrexter Guest | Lara Lee aka Tracy Lee wrote:
I don’t know.Steven Seagal is so fast with his hands,it’s hard for bad guys to even touch him.He brakes and snaps your ends with ease,if he could do this in real life he would kick the sh**t out of Chuck Norris.Hell Steven Seagal
would be the second greatest martial artist after Bruce Lee
Steven Seagal’s best opponent would be Jet Li if
not Bruce Lee | |
| 18 Feb 2008 07:47 am |
Ryo Ketchum Guest | Besides Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal,how many other martial artists can beat Chuck Norris? | |
| 18 Feb 2008 10:18 am |
Codie Forrexter Guest | Ryo Ketchum wrote:
Besides Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal,how many other martial artists can beat Chuck Norris?
Jean Claude Van Damme and Jet Li naming a few... | |
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