| 02 Mar 2008 09:57 am |
Mr.White Guest | ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
Ragnar Fortiscue wrote:
ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
plus
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
That is a very intresting theory but the only person I think can do all those things and even more is Bruce Lee.As for Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal-you know my answer.
thats not even half of what Chuck Norris can do. You can’t match his roundhouse kick. It’s a scientific law.
Dude no one and I mean no one can match Jean Claude Van Damme’s “mid air” spin kick | |
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| 02 Mar 2008 10:13 am |
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| 08 Mar 2008 01:45 pm |
Mr.White Guest | Codie Forrexter wrote:
Ryo Ketchum wrote:
Besides Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal,how many other martial artists can beat Chuck Norris?
Jean Claude Van Damme and Jet Li naming a few...
Just to add at least Chuck Norris’s worthy opponent...Don “the dragon” Wilson | |
| 09 Mar 2008 06:24 am |
Ryo Ketchum Guest | Also add Billy Blanks | |
| 09 Mar 2008 06:41 am |
In the infinite Rep: 40 Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,742 OFFLINE | Chuck all the texas ranger fucking way!!! ---
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY | |
| 09 Mar 2008 01:43 pm |
guest 91 Guest | Chuck and Steven had a small comfrintaion befor they didnt fight but it wasnt Chuck that backed down either and chuck can do what he does in the movies where as Steven cannot so i say Chuck easily wins | |
| 10 Mar 2008 01:03 pm |
Apile-Li Guest | Steven Seagal would beat Chuck Norris,he is too fast with his hands. | |
| 11 Mar 2008 05:48 am |
Apile-Li Guest | Ryo Ketchum wrote:
Also add Billy Blanks
Whats that with Billy Blanks? | |
| 11 Mar 2008 10:44 am |
Ryo Ketchum Guest | Billy Blanks is a 7 time karate world champion
Chuck Norris is a 7 time karate world champion | |
| 12 Mar 2008 05:31 am |
Apile-Li Guest | Ryo Ketchum wrote:
Billy Blanks is a 7 time karate world champion
Chuck Norris is a 7 time karate world champion
So that makes them equal opponents | |
| 19 Mar 2008 08:18 am |
Mr.White Guest | How about Don “The Dragon” Wilson versus Chuck Norris | |
| 24 Mar 2008 10:40 am |
Apile-Li Guest | Mr.White wrote:
How about Don “The Dragon” Wilson versus Chuck Norris
It’s okay he is after all a kickboxing champion but as for Steven Seagal vs Chuck Norris? Steven will win | |
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| 25 Mar 2008 03:30 pm |
Ragnar Fortiscue Guest | Mr.White wrote:
Same here
I too agree,Seagal would win this one. | |
| 20 Aug 2008 03:23 am |
Ralphineo Axe Guest | Despite martial arts,both these two have 1 thing in common-their both B-grade action superstars. | |
| 21 Aug 2008 02:54 am |
Ryo Ketchum Guest | Ralphineo Axe wrote:
Despite martial arts,both these two have 1 thing in common-their both B-grade action superstars.
Ha ha ha...I never thought of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 21 Aug 2008 03:01 am |
Borris from Voilent Storm Guest | Steven Seagal all the way...try putting Chuck against Don “The Dragon” Wilson or Billy Blanks or somethin... | |
| 22 Aug 2008 02:52 am |
Guile Grinder Guest | Borris from Voilent Storm wrote:
Steven Seagal all the way...try putting Chuck against Don “The Dragon” Wilson or Billy Blanks or somethin...
I think somebody already has done that... | |
| 24 Aug 2008 12:58 am |
Regular Rep: 10 Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 278 OFFLINE | Chuck Norris has got my vote ---
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