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I need some for class. Maybe you guys can make some because I need some poems that weren’t created by me. And I can’t use rap songs

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There’s a couple poems in my user page. Now I didn’t make them, but.. Umm.. Boo?

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roses are red
violets are blue
give me all ure money
or ill fuck you

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Best. Poem. Ever.

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thank u im am a profesional

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I believe it. What do you think of this poem?
that wasn’t written by me
The man who worked for the HSE
Was so obsessed about our safety
He tattooed 'May contain nuts'
Over each bollock
And 'Choking Hazard' along
The length of his cock

Last edited 09 Jan 2008 01:08 pm by Cid

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GENUIS! you are worthy to be my poet partner

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Sw33t

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let us make a poem! choose a subject

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bob is a slob, bob is fat, he eats fried chicken and even fried rat. he went to a restaurant to get a job, he slipped on an ear of corn on the cob, and that was the end of bob the slob.

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fgryy

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noob stop spamming up the forums or the zombies will get you.

*subway-eat flesh*

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i like to eat,lots of meat.

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in soviet russia, grunt kills you!
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ill find my old poem

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i walked down a hall
to go play some b ball
then i had to piss
so i let it out on that girl that likes to kiss

aftwerwards i went to the hardware store
and i found a guy trying to score
so i ripped out his kneecaps
then i went home and had many naps


my poem!!!

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You’re the girl I want to be with
My one and only love
You’re an angel who fell from heaven
The girl I’ve been dreaming of

No words can express how happy I am
That you gave your heart to me
I can only hope and pray
That we will always be

For we have dreams already set
And all our lives to live
The dream of always being together
Sharing the love we have to give

The burning love we have together
Will last our whole lives through
You’re the reason that I’m alive
And you’ve made my dreams come true

My poem. D=

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this is gay

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There once was a man from Peru
Who fell alsleep in his canoe

He dreamed of Venus
and played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of goo

G2DLD

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YOU GUYS ARE SO RETARDED OH MY GOSH