This is Spartan 117 wrote:
I know I’m breaking the first and second rules of Fight Club Totalitus, but what does /b/ mean?
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall’s bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you’ll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you’re trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you’re drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn’t matter if she’s drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom’s rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.
--- I’ve been banned 69 times over all my accounts.
I’ve been perma banned 36 times over all of my accounts.
/b/ Shut up while I’m Talking! Don’t FUCKING INTERRUPT ME!
/b/ Shut your mouth when the CLASS IS IN SESSION!
/b/ Afie, can you hear me?
/b/ I bet you have pretty ears, Afie. Do you need a medic?
/b/ Did you just call Afie a bastard?
/b/ YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED MY HONOR!
hAHAHA
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Last edited 12 Jan 2008 01:29 am by Xtrm Liability
/b/ Shut up while I’m Talking! Don’t FUCKING INTERRUPT ME!
/b/ Shut your mouth when the CLASS IS IN SESSION!
/b/ Afie, can you hear me?
/b/ I bet you have pretty ears, Afie. Do you need a medic?
/b/ Did you just call Afie a bastard?
/b/ YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED MY HONOR!
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hAHAHA
not the video
I’m we’re talking about the hacker group.
/b/ Shut up while I’m Talking! Don’t FUCKING INTERRUPT ME!
/b/ Shut your mouth when the CLASS IS IN SESSION!
/b/ Afie, can you hear me?
/b/ I bet you have pretty ears, Afie. Do you need a medic?
/b/ Did you just call Afie a bastard?
/b/ YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED MY HONOR!
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