| 21 Jan 2008 06:03 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 74  Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 43,974 ONLINE | http://lounge.moviecodec.com/topics/43440p2.html
Inspired by this riveting conversation between Toltalitus and Green_Ninja
The most ferociously competitive vs match EVER!
VS!
Who would win?
The “Mighty Meat Rod?"
Or the
“Meat Grinder”
Vote now. 
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Toltalitus' Penis vs Raptor's Teeth Teeth ***************** 67% (votes so far 6) Penis ********* 33% (votes so far 3) Only registered users may vote.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:06 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 62 Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | My man’s cock.
Hahaha.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:06 pm |
hahahahaha Rep: 26 Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 14,936 OFFLINE | idk, its hard. i mean, as effective as the raptors teeth are, i think they’d be hard pressed to find something that small.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:07 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 74Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 43,974 ONLINE | kev360 wrote:
idk, its hard. i mean, as effective as the raptors teeth are, i think they’d be hard pressed to find something that small.
lmao
Raptors have good eyesight though.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:08 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 16 Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 1,672 OFFLINE | Green_Ninja wrote:
My man’s cock.
Hahaha.
It would bust teeth with it’s gravitational pull, eh?
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:18 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 27 Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 3,729 OFFLINE | Penis is a powerful tool. It’s capable of releasing a liquid that can create offsprings, which will then create uber 1337 machines to destroy the raptor.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:19 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 74Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 43,974 ONLINE | LordMarluxia wrote:
Penis is a powerful tool. It’s capable of releasing a liquid that can create offsprings, which will then create uber 1337 machines to destroy the raptor.
OMG! YOUR WINNER!
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:30 pm |
Shhh!!! They'll see you Rep: 19 Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,962 OFFLINE | Raptors teeth could bite Totalitus penis.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:32 pm |
is causing chaos. Rep: 26 Joined: 04 Jul 2006 Posts: 8,135 OFFLINE | Hahaha wow.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:34 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 74Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 43,974 ONLINE | Totalitus wrote:
Hahaha wow.
Come on, don’t just laugh. Make a case.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:45 pm |
is causing chaos. Rep: 26Joined: 04 Jul 2006 Posts: 8,135 OFFLINE | Cid wrote:
Totalitus wrote:
Hahaha wow.
Come on, don’t just laugh. Make a case.
HI... I’M TOTALITUS - FOUNDER AND CEO OF *mumble*. A WEEK AND A HALF AGO IN JURASSIC PARK I THRUST MY INHUMANLY TURGID MEMBER INTO RAPTOR’S ORAL CAVITY. AS MY GARGANTUAN MEAT SPEAR SHATTERED ITS SKULL, IT ROARED IN AGONY AND DIED, SMASHING ITS FACE INTO A ROCK. I FLIPPED IT OVER AND PULLED MY LOG OUT, TAKING CARE NOT TO GET BLOOD ON MY AMAZINGLY DAPPER SUIT AND THEN PROCEEDED TO FIRE MY JIZZ ROCKET INTO ITS EYES. PROMPTLY AFTER SHOVING IT IN THE TRUNK OF MY LEXUS I DROVE OFF INTO THE DARK NIGHT STOPPING ONLY TO DROP ITS CORPSE OFF IN A RIVER. I GUARANTEE IT.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:51 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 74Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 43,974 ONLINE | *claps*
You sir, have earned yourself a cookie.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:57 pm |
OWNED BY SA-X Rep: 62Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 13,669 OFFLINE | Sweet.
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| 21 Jan 2008 06:59 pm |
12 days left. Splee? Rep: 75 Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 28,464 ONLINE | nice, and graphic. you should make that into a movie. what would u call it?
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