bob vs bob 2.0 vs bob 3.0

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bob is this guy who is pure pownage, with magical fists of 1337 he can totally destroy any noob.

bob 2.0 is the mutated robotic clone form of bob, he doesn’t have 1337 fists or pownage rays, but he can puke out lava and transform his hand into a grenade.

bob 3.0 was an expirement with poopworm dna gone wrong. bob 3.0 has the power to spit bacon grease.

Last edited 23 Jan 2008 09:30 pm by Forsaken Corpse

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what about BOB 4.5???

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or bob 117?

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Bob 4.5 is still in its prototype form, skull. nobody is supposed to know about him until the hippies try to take over the world.

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or BOB 1337.XD

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that’s only a legend!!!

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yup...

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Those bobs were miserable failures, bob 117 is now in use as a trash compactor and bob 1337 exploded on contact with oxygen. shame, he would’ve been able shoot black holes out his nose...

Last edited 23 Jan 2008 09:36 pm by Forsaken Corpse

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that may be, but i said BOB 1337.XD

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oh no, dont talk about bob 1337.XD! Right now bob 1337.XD is said to not exhist, and we should keep it that way. we don’t want another atlantis incident, do we?

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he only did that because his GF left him... and he was too drunk to function properly...

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Bob labs® is proud to present bob X-tra pownage edition, now with 20% more firepower, and by the way we now have a “DRUNK OFF” function on the 2007-2008 bobs.

Last edited 23 Jan 2008 09:59 pm by Forsaken Corpse

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how come nobody has mentioned bob 666? that one sold pretty well actually because it came with the limited a edition build-a-bob machine.

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because BOB 777 disposed of him long ago...

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well the only reason that happened was because bob 777 came with the collector’s edition bob mug!

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yup... and thats why he is a legend...

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dang. can’t argue with you there.

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Don’t forget the best Bob, Red BOB. He has the Absolute Zero Cannon.

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ooohh and bob unlimited.

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bob 4.5 was the best bob. he could stop alien invasion with both of his hands tied behind his back and frozen in carbonite.

Last edited 24 Jan 2008 03:40 pm by Forsaken Corpse