Okay, I won’t use decimals. I rounded my ratings off.
One question, can I give a movie a rating below zero? Because you obviously haven’t seen Dracula 3000. That must be like, the worst movie ever. Honestly.
Last edited 06 Feb 2008 01:07 am by Sean of the Living
Sean of the Living wrote:
Okay, I won’t use decimals. I rounded my ratings off.
One question, can I give a movie a rating below zero? Because you obviously haven’t seen Dracula 3000.
Sean of the Living wrote:
Okay, I won’t use decimals. I rounded my ratings off.
One question, can I give a movie a rating below zero? Because you obviously haven’t seen Dracula 3000.
Watch Epic Movie. That could be a negative. -5
Oh come on, it wasn’t THAT bad. At least I laughed a few times in that. See, that’s what I look for in a comedy, comedy. Just like I look for action in an action movie or drama in a... oh wait, nobody watches drama. lololololol
Last edited 06 Feb 2008 01:11 am by Sean of the Living
Sean of the Living wrote:
Okay, I won’t use decimals. I rounded my ratings off.
One question, can I give a movie a rating below zero? Because you obviously haven’t seen Dracula 3000.
Watch Epic Movie. That could be a negative. -5
Oh come on, it wasn’t THAT bad. At least I laughed a few times in that. See, that’s what I look for in a comedy, comedy. Just like I look for action in an action movie or drama in a... oh wait, nobody watches drama. lololololol
Anyway, back on topic, Zeta, can you please make a rule that we can’t give away the ending of the movie?
Dhem92 wrote:
Well, this movie is superb, even though it is a musical. At the end everyone dies, not gonna tell you how though. This movie is astonishing.
That’s what I mean. I was going to see that...
Anyway, try to keep the thread clean for now. Only reviews.
Last edited 06 Feb 2008 01:17 am by Sean of the Living
Sean of the Living wrote:
Anyway, back on topic, Zeta, can you please make a rule that we can’t give away the ending of the movie?
Dhem92 wrote:
Well, this movie is superb, even though it is a musical. At the end everyone dies, not gonna tell you how though. This movie is astonishing.
That’s what I mean. I was going to see that...
Anyway, try to keep the thread clean for now. Only reviews.
well yes I’ll put it up tomorrow I’m tired n gonna go sleep now
and PK3...haha!!
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Anonymousface. wrote:
To Mr. samus suks my balls:
Learn to spell. And she can’t suck anything that isn’t there.
Not the sort of movie you see for cohesive plot or meaningful dialogue but rather mindless over the top, tongue in cheek action.
It revolves around a very talented gun man fighting for the life of a baby he found on a dead woman he decided to protect from a mysterious organization hell bent on the babies capture and god only knows what else.
Not one for the children, this movie features violence and plentiful adult language and even a shoot em up sex scene that brings new meaning to blowing your load
If this movie was comparable to anything else it would have to be action packed games such as Devil may Cry and Total Overdose/Chilli Con Carnage.
This action packed humorous movie is the perfect example of how to do a unrealistic but fun movie for the paying public and makes the perfect finisher to a hard days work.
Do your self a treat and rent or borrow this movie and enjoy.
Now, I did NOT form this opinion from IMDB, this is literally the worst movie I have ever seen, and I have seen the Garfield movie. And I have even seen Garfield 2, as well as Alone in the Dark and Plan 9 from Outer Space. This is shittier than all those movie mixed together by a quadrillionfold.
Plot:
Some vampires from space are being taken in a ship to Earth by a crew oblivious to their existance. The vampires were actually hiding as sand but for some reason his turned into the Dracula. Now, dracula decides to kill the crew and crush any hope they had of being rescued.
Dialogue:
So bad it cannot be reproduced by text:
Acting:
I have come to the conclusion that all the characters in this movie were robots, but due to low film budget, the directors were forced to cut the scene explaining this from the movie. It cannot be possible any other way.
Ending:
It will leave you either:
A) Being extremely pissed that you wasted two bucks hiring this shit.
Asking if there was something you missed.
C) Thinking the actors realised what a turd they were in and walked off stage leaving only a couple of animators to end this horror.
I will give this movie a zero because Zeta won’t let me rate on anything lower. This movie truly is, as the tagline says, Infinite Darkness.
Last edited 21 Feb 2008 02:33 am by Sean of the Living
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