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who would win in a fight, chuck norris, richard nixon, or mr. t

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Mr T snaps them in two with his cock.

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a little disturbing, but im pretty sure that unless there were some children in danger around the scene of the battle, chuck norris would win.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Chuck Norris is a 67 year old actor. He would try to roundhouse kick then and probably end up over swinging and falling flat on his cowboy ass.

Mr T... I don’t know much about him but he looks pretty tough and he’s black so he could kick some ass.

But Nixon has the bombs, the aliens, the Bible and the Terminator. And if David Icke is right he can shapeshift into a gigantic reptillian alien. Of course, David Icke is full of shit, but he still has the nukes so it doesn’t really matter.

Then again Mr T could eat the nukes... but could he fight aliens and the Terminator?

I think I’ll go with Nixon on this one.

Last edited 25 Jan 2008 09:28 pm by Sean of the Living

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chuck norris is power! power knows no age!

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Chuck rhymes with suck. An omnipotent superbeing cannot have a name that rhymes with “suck”. Therefore Chuck Norris is not an omnipotent superbeing.

* Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.

* Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.

* Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Hard and harder. He uses these when making love to other men.

* Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.

* And on the third day God said “Let there be light” because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.

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Mr T. would use his pitying powers to get rid of the nukes.

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lol

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Mr. T, not only is he the most powerful of the 3, but he was a member of the super hero group The A Team, not only that, but he SURVIVED against the all-powerful Rocky.

Every time Rocky punches, all matter in the universe in front of him dies. Mr. T survived, and put up a good fight.

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Is this a Horror movie or an Action movie?

Last edited 27 Jan 2008 09:21 pm by Sean of the Living

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Chuck is afraid of the dark. PRICELESS!!!