| 19 Feb 2008 08:56 pm |
Regular Rep: 2  Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 410 OFFLINE | three guys died (an american a canadian and an asian) their all standing at heavens gate waiting to get in. the angel at the gate thinks ok theres way too many people here. so he says to the three men " whichever of you can put a fruit in their nose without laughing can enter." so the candian guy grabs a strawberry. he starts to put it up his nose and starts laughing. the american guy thinks ' ok the strawberry looked too big so i’ll try with a grape.' he puts the grape up his nose and burts out laughing. the candian guy see’s the american in hell and asks " what are you doing down here.. you had a grape!" but then the american guy says " yea but i saw the chinese guy coming up with a watermelon!" ---
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| 19 Feb 2008 08:58 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40 Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | GingerSpice wrote:
three guys died (an american a canadian and an asian) their all standing at heavens gate waiting to get in. the angel at the gate thinks ok theres way too many people here. so he says to the three men " whichever of you can put a fruit in their nose without laughing can enter." so the candian guy grabs a strawberry. he starts to put it up his nose and starts laughing. the american guy thinks ' ok the strawberry looked too big so i’ll try with a grape.' he puts the grape up his nose and burts out laughing. the candian guy see’s the american in hell and asks " what are you doing down here.. you had a grape!" but then the american guy says " yea but i saw the chinese guy coming up with a watermelon!“
This would been funnier with a black guy.
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| 19 Feb 2008 08:59 pm |
Oderint Dum Metuant Rep: 105 Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 37,486 ONLINE | Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:01 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2 Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 3,080 OFFLINE | mimi38 wrote:
yes i know,,you are starting to be very irritating young man
well sorry!!!! j/k ill stop....
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| 19 Feb 2008 09:02 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | Yo momma is so easy she’s like walmart open 24hrs 7days a week. ---
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:05 pm |
Oderint Dum Metuant Rep: 105Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 37,486 ONLINE | yo momma so stupid she lost her shadow. | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:08 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | A white guy asks a hispanic"whats the difference between mexicans,puerto ricans,and columbians?" the hispanic guy says"Just the number of borders they have to jump." ---
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:09 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | Yo momma so hairy chewbaca wouldn’t touch her. ---
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:10 pm |
Oderint Dum Metuant Rep: 105Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 37,486 ONLINE | | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:17 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | Dude how is that funny?
Thoughts:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
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| 19 Feb 2008 09:20 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 3,080 OFFLINE | hey wat the point of tis topic??? ---
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| 19 Feb 2008 09:20 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | ---
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:25 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 3,080 OFFLINE | good job nihilus!!! the front page looks good add me but i wont post much humor...... ---
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| 19 Feb 2008 09:26 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | umamatt776 wrote:
hey wat the point of tis topic???
Comedy
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| 19 Feb 2008 09:29 pm |
Oderint Dum Metuant Rep: 105Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 37,486 ONLINE | umamatt776 wrote:
good job nihilus!!! the front page looks good add me but i wont post much humor......
Updated. | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:32 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 61 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 2,337 OFFLINE | nihilus ---
"Someone call a doctor got a case of a love bi polar, stuck on a rollercoaster can’t get off the ride. I have to live my life." | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:33 pm |
Oderint Dum Metuant Rep: 105Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 37,486 ONLINE | yeah? | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:34 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | poster what poster? ---
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| 19 Feb 2008 09:35 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 61Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 2,337 OFFLINE | hi ---
"Someone call a doctor got a case of a love bi polar, stuck on a rollercoaster can’t get off the ride. I have to live my life." | |
| 19 Feb 2008 09:36 pm |
In the infinite Rep: 40Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,811 OFFLINE | aquamarine wrote:
hi
Hiya sexy
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