you're stuck on island with a friend, he gets killed by a falling coconut. do you canibalize?

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if you were starving on a deserted island and your frieid died would you canibalize?

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if there is nothing else, his ass is barbecued and sauced.

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i call ribs.

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i get the stomach. that’s where the fat is.

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i’d not just eat, id make axes and spears out of the bones, that way i can fish and hunt.

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NO!!

I refuse to eat a human being in any circumstances (there’s a few but only then)

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the head could be a lamp for those dark knights.

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tribal skull torch thing.

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But you eat c*ck.

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id make clothes from his skin
id cook and eat his flesh
and use his bones as tools

if it was female then its a different story

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No.

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ooh necrophilia! you’d catch zombie virus!

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only if it’s cooked

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shit happens.

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dont eat the brains, you get kuru disease if you do.

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kuru is a tribal disease found on canibalistic islands in polynesia.

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then i get to fry the skin. it will taste great with some flour.

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lol, u’d have to make grease by cooking the fat, and i dont think theres wheat on a jungle island in the middle of nowhere.

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No, seeing as there is coconuts there, I’ll just survive off them

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well, i’ll just have to work with it then. fillet some fish from the ocean.