you're stuck on island with a friend, he gets killed by a falling coconut. do you canibalize?

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id use the cocunut as a batter, cocunut human would taste better then just plain human.

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Seriously.

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anyone have any idea what bone would make a good club/beating stick?

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well, if there is no grease, then just marinate the skin in some blood. might have good taste. *evil laugh*

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i just laughed so fucking hard.

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Hello Clarice, oh wait, she’s in my cage at the house. that’s right.

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wtf?

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I’d eat her and once she didn’t have anything left but bones i’d eat the coconuts. Can’t let meat rot

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Keykey wanna lil' hunk-a-meat Woooooooow

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I’d throw his body in the ocean as bait for fish as they’ll eat him as he decays.

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No and using bones would be stupid just get sticks i mean god your on an island

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Last edited 12 Feb 2008 10:00 am by Hijacc

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I would eat the coconuts use my ocaina and warp away so long suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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where key key go?! key key nooooo come back key key! waaaaaaah

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If there are cocanuts on the island why not just eat those???????

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A man needs his meat. =)

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you r all crazy

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i eat the coconut

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you don’t eat coconuts unless you like to wear false teeth. just poke a hole in it and drink the milk, then sautee the fish with it.