Please make it as nice as possible. As in, no flames. I’m sorry, but I’m a newb. And I don’t know where babies come from.
My parents say Santa drops them from the rooftop every Christmas. But I hear most of them dies because roof is a high place. I don’t know if they were lying or not, but I really want to know.
You seen that movie Aliens vs Predator right.....well, you know how the aliens squirt some shit down the peoples throat and then a baby alien bursts out of their stomach..well replace aliens with your daddy and the people with your mom and the baby alien with a baby and the stomach with the word vagina and there you have it.
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You seen that movie Aliens vs Predator right.....well, you know how the aliens squirt some shit down the peoples throat and then a baby alien bursts out of their stomach..well replace aliens with your daddy and the people with your mom and the baby alien with a baby and the stomach with the word vagina and there you have it.
Ok, it all starts with jesus. Jesus comes down from heaven, and unveils his giant pulsating meatslapper. The respective mommy, undresses and lays spread eagle on the kitchen counter. Jesus proceeds to literally “Tear dat pussy in 2”. Jesus' magic holy sperm goes into your moms vagina up the fallopian tube, and impregnates the egg. The egg grow and grows until your mother has gained 5o lbs of unholy destructive force struggles his way out your mothers Wizards sleeve, and proceeds to decapitate and penetrate everything in site with its 12 pronged penii of doom.
Please make it as nice as possible. As in, no flames. I’m sorry, but I’m a newb. And I don’t know where babies come from.
My parents say Santa drops them from the rooftop every Christmas. But I hear most of them dies because roof is a high place. I don’t know if they were lying or not, but I really want to know.
Were my parents telling the truth?
No they were lying. You know what a penis is right? If not try typing it in on oogle images, youll find out. Well when a man loves a woman (he doesnt have to love her nowadays) he shoves his penis in her vagina (once again google images). Stuff comes out of the penis and goes inside the lady. Nine months later you were born.
Please make it as nice as possible. As in, no flames. I’m sorry, but I’m a newb. And I don’t know where babies come from.
My parents say Santa drops them from the rooftop every Christmas. But I hear most of them dies because roof is a high place. I don’t know if they were lying or not, but I really want to know.
Were my parents telling the truth?
During Intercourse, and that’s all I’m going to tell you.
Please make it as nice as possible. As in, no flames. I’m sorry, but I’m a newb. And I don’t know where babies come from.
My parents say Santa drops them from the rooftop every Christmas. But I hear most of them dies because roof is a high place. I don’t know if they were lying or not, but I really want to know.
Were my parents telling the truth?
ok first there is a fat guy who walks in the room he kisses your mom on the head and walks away your mom and your dad get in a big fight then she leaves the famly affter that she gose on a wilde streek and fineds santa clause he beats her till she gose back home then her and your dad take each others cloths off and start to have sex then the fat guy comes back and joins in then a clown then santa then god then satin and last rock man and cardice affter 10 long houers of none stop SEX they all leave your mom and dad fight ones more a babby falls out of her vage and BAM there you go
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